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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1245 on: December 17, 2011, 11:44:11 am »
Nothing. He's on break until the paradox kicks in.

What would Urist do if Urist was a werecat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1246 on: December 17, 2011, 01:30:44 pm »
Turn into a cat.

Adopt everyone.

Turn into a Dwarf.

Kill everyone.

Turn into a cat.

Get depressed.

Die.

WWUD if he was a competent broker, that didn't know how to take a break? :O
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stormtemplar

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1247 on: December 17, 2011, 01:55:31 pm »
Eat and drink for three months

WWUD if he was the only dwarf that could stop the HFS?
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1248 on: December 17, 2011, 06:02:11 pm »
Go to Sleep.

WWUD if the only bed in the fort was a !! Artifact Coal Bed!!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1249 on: December 17, 2011, 07:33:14 pm »
Nothing. That bed belongs to the baron, who just mandated 3 dolomite beds.

What would Urist do if he found a lever labeled "PULL THIS LEVER TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE EXCEPT THE ELVES"?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1250 on: December 17, 2011, 10:45:27 pm »
He'd just see "PULL THIS LEVER", assume it's from the overseer, and doom us all to being a feast.

WWUD if he wanted to be the very best?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1251 on: December 18, 2011, 08:39:31 am »
Quote from: grimman007 on December 17, 2011, 10:45:27 pm
He'd just see "PULL THIS LEVER", assume it's from the overseer, and doom us all to being a feast.

WWUD if he wanted to be the very best?
Get mauled by a badger while trying to train it.

WWUD if he was selected to participate in ghost !!science!!?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1252 on: December 20, 2011, 09:06:05 pm »
Get killed by the Stay-Fresh *Kitten Tallow Roast* Man.

The Forgotten Beast Casually Pepper Spray Everything Cop has come! A great humanoid. It is covered in black riot gear. Beware it's poisonous gas!
What does Urist Do?
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Quote from: Clotifoth on October 08, 2011, 10:00:05 pm
Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1253 on: December 20, 2011, 09:17:41 pm »

Urist cancels stockpile <<xXPig Tail Fibre SockXx>>, interrupted by Pepper Spray Cop Lt. John Pike

Urist sits down menacingly.

Pepper Spray Cop Lt. John Pike has become enraged!

Urist is engulfed in a cloud of boiling pepper spray!

WWUD if it was Friday, and he was looking forward to the weekend?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1254 on: December 20, 2011, 09:53:00 pm »
Sacrifice kittens to Armok to make time go faster.

WWUD if he met Armok?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1255 on: December 21, 2011, 12:12:08 pm »
Melt, for armok's very blood is magma

WWUD if forced to choose between booze and socks?
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Quote from: Aspgren on November 05, 2011, 04:29:07 pm
It's needlessly complicated and a hazard to cats.

I'll take twenty!

Loud Whispers

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1256 on: December 21, 2011, 12:16:55 pm »
He would screw the rules, and drink socks, and wear booze.

WWUD if he became the mayor for a day?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1257 on: December 21, 2011, 09:17:23 pm »
Nothing. He'd try to mandate something, but the mandate would end before the first gold goblet could be forged.

What would Urist do if someone transfigured him into a goblet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1258 on: December 21, 2011, 09:40:06 pm »
Urist cancels tantrum: dwarf not found

WWUD if an alligator caravan arrived?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1259 on: December 21, 2011, 10:11:58 pm »
Quote from: ArKFallen on December 21, 2011, 09:40:06 pm
Urist cancels tantrum: dwarf not found

WWUD if an alligator caravan arrived?
Trade them =Alligator Leather Quiver= in exchange for some delicious Alligator Intestines, eyes, and all manner of edible parts.

WWUD if he played the SIMS?
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