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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 647931 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1755 on: July 07, 2012, 08:52:28 am »
Not be able to wear armor, and die during the next siege.

WWUD if randomly generated magic was added to DF?
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Circusdawg

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1756 on: July 07, 2012, 10:17:32 am »
Quote from: Lagslayer on July 07, 2012, 08:52:28 am
Not be able to wear armor, and die during the next siege.

WWUD if randomly generated magic was added to DF?
make bunnies with his magic spear

WWudd if he saw elves selling wood
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adasdad

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1757 on: July 07, 2012, 10:23:21 am »
turn the elves into !!HYPOCRITES!!


WWUD if the elves utilized candy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1758 on: July 07, 2012, 11:22:29 am »
Eat the candy. Elves are too stupid to use candy anyway.

WWUD if the elves stole all the socks, gave them to santa, and said they made them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1759 on: July 07, 2012, 11:42:40 am »
Lead a team of seven unskilled, poorly equipped idiots to found a polar outpost, pipe magma under the ice, and drown the fools to recover the precious socks.

What would Urist McMigrant do if, upon arriving at a fortress, a vampire was already there using his identity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1760 on: July 07, 2012, 12:13:52 pm »
Tell UristMcPyroHammerer to kill the spy vampire before it backstabs drains someone.


WWUD if, while searching the remains of an invading force for socks, he discovered a book detailing the secrets of life and death?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1761 on: July 07, 2012, 12:21:56 pm »
scream in frustration, for Armok forgot to give him reading during character creation.


WWUD if he realized he had a girls name?
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Quote from: PTTG?? on November 01, 2012, 02:45:35 pm
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1762 on: July 07, 2012, 12:40:23 pm »
Nothing. Dwarven names lack inherent gender--there are boy AND girl Jurists. Plus, URI St could be a woman herself.

What would URI St do if his cat wasn't old enough to know it can't walk through walls?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1763 on: July 07, 2012, 04:05:10 pm »
(Funny thing: The original Urist WAS female)

Train his cat to be mighty and strong, and then have it bash down Goblin Fortresses by walking into them.

WWUD if she were suddenly besieged by an army of Hamster Men?
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This is a side-effect of dwarven animal training (hit animal with hammer until it forgets that it hates you, then lovingly cuddle it).

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Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1764 on: July 07, 2012, 05:00:33 pm »
Herd them into the magma tunnels Hamster habitrail, where they will find more magma food pellets that they can melt in eat.

WWUD if he was allergic to stone?
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Corai

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1765 on: July 07, 2012, 05:01:32 pm »
Be cast out, beard shaved, then sent to live in the forests.


Dwarf: And THATS where elves come from!
Baby dwarf: Elves are just dwarves that are allergic to stone?


WWUD if ToadyOne posted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1766 on: July 07, 2012, 06:43:29 pm »
His head would explode in the sheer awe of meeting his creator.

WWUD if he played TRIBES?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1767 on: July 07, 2012, 07:30:21 pm »
He would lose horribly because he cannot comprehend the concept of jumping.

WWUD if a firebreathing feathered trex attacked his fortress and murdered everyone, and now the dwarves were all stuck in the deepest depths of the fortress behind a wall?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1768 on: July 07, 2012, 08:26:29 pm »
Be ecstatic cause he saw a waterfall recently

WWUD If he could no longer take breaks
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Circusdawg

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #1769 on: July 07, 2012, 08:38:18 pm »
Quote from: m4davis on July 07, 2012, 08:26:29 pm
Be ecstatic cause he saw a waterfall recently

WWUD If he could no longer take breaks

Throw tantrum Wudd if Giant zombie sponge saw him
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