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[Gamerboy4life]

Nothing, for hours and hours and hours....

WWUD if there was a TVTropes page dedicated soley to his dorfiness?

DAMN YOU FOR THAT LINK-

He would cunningly place it in a hyperlink like SOMEONE above me, and laugh his ass off as they go on a TVtropes journey.

WWUD if he owned TVtropes?

[Mr Space Cat]

That's why you don't click a link named Point of No Return! You gotta resist it!

He would need a surfboard for the amount of TVTropes web surfing he'd do in an average workday.

WWUD if he was mining out an adamantine pillar and dug through the fourth wall?

[Lagslayer]

Be appalled at the sheer number of trees still standing on your embark, then drink all your booze.

WWUD if suddenly 3D DF?

[Detahramet]

Comment on how the 2d version is better. I mean, come on. Its like normal DF, except with 3d ASCII

WWUD if suddenly toady

[Mr Space Cat]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Karma for my TV Tropes link, I just spent close to 3 hours wading through Tropes' pages, and even going onto Cracked and Badass of the Week for a little bit, and I got there all from the "TV Tropes will Ruin Your Life" page. Oh the irony.

"Urist cancels Drink Booze: interrupted by Giant Toad.

Urist McAchoholicBeard has been struck down"

WWUD if Dwarf Fortress featured a hard sci-fi fantasy theme rather than the hard fantasy theme?

[Voyd211]

We'd have Vulcans instead of elves, Klingons instead of goblins, the Anti-Spiral in place of forgotten beasts and clowns would have overrun the earth.

WWUD if he met Cacame Awemedinade? (hoping I spelled that right)

[brainfreez]

start a loyalty cascade and a second before the mighty cacame kills urist , a donkey bashes the cacames skull in his brain .

WWUD if his skull was made out of adamantine ?

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

He would attempt to bash the skull in of a demon made out of slade, with his head.

WWUD: Tf2 (teamfortress)

[Lagslayer]

Pick the Medic, not know how to heal, and just melee everything.
Pick the Pyro, use magma instead of fire. MELT EVERYTHING!
Pick the Soldier, point blank rockets kill himself and everyone in the vicinity.
Pick the Heavy, forget to pick up ammo, run back to the base in the middle of a big fight to eat a sandvitch.
Pick the Sniper, headshot X30, then die to the enemy medic.
Pick the Scout, run ahead of everyone and die in the first couple seconds.
Pick the Demoman, blow up his entire team with sticky bombs.
Pick the Spy, face-stab the enemy heavy.
Pick the Engineer, create the most awesomely complex death machine ever, and cause the game to crash when it's fired up.

WWUD if suddenly prohibition, as mandated by the king?

[Sus]

Stop doing anything at all for the first year or so,, then go on a berserk killing spree from the horror.

WWUD if he accidentally embarked somewhere nice for once?

[brainfreez]

die in a fight with raven .

WWUD if his fists were made out of adamantine ?

[Zecro_The_Scourge]

He would die picking his nose.

WWUD: David bowie space oddity.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nothing. He's not quite sure what he's supposed to do, anyways.
What would Urist do if nothing was wrong?

[IronTomato]

Fix that problem.

WWUD when something went wrong?

[Mr Space Cat]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

inb4 "Nothing."

He would carry on with his day as if nothing was wrong, and walk right into the gibbering badgerman waving around the !!elf underpants!!.

WWUD if he did nothing? More than the usual, that is.