"Well, I lost my wife, children, all family, friends and practically my entire species in a horrific event best left undescribed. On the bright side, I dined in a magnificent dining room lately, I admired a fine suicide axe lately, and--blimey would you like at that masterful engraving of cheese on the wall! That's new. Wow, I think that made my day. Nice talking with you, Urist."
"No problem, Urist. Glad we could have this meeting."
he shakes hands with himself and carries on with his duties, not realizing that all the brewers are dead.
WWUD when he realizes all the brewers are dead?