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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 82012 times)

Lagslayer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2535 on: September 18, 2012, 04:29:44 pm »
Use it to fetch socks.

WWUD if soddenly, toe socks.
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WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2536 on: September 18, 2012, 04:43:06 pm »
have a gigantic pile of little tattered socks in the refuse pile (urist's berdoom) .

WWUD if he was the first dwarf that evelved to dwarf ?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2537 on: September 19, 2012, 01:34:14 pm »
Quote from: brainfreez on September 18, 2012, 04:43:06 pm
have a gigantic pile of little tattered socks in the refuse pile (urist's berdoom) .

WWUD if he was the first dwarf that evelved to dwarf ?

He would form the first anti-hippy-elf society.

WWUD if he got arrested irl for nudity because he was wearing nothing but high quality socks because he thought he was decent enough to go out in public?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2538 on: September 19, 2012, 01:51:55 pm »
Impossible, just slip a third sock on.

WWUD if he lived in a time before socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2539 on: September 19, 2012, 03:04:52 pm »
Quote from: pisskop on September 19, 2012, 01:51:55 pm
WWUD if he lived in a time before socks?

He'd invent the first socks ever made, carved from stone. They wouldn't be very comfortable, but darn it, they're socks.

WWUD to improve this strange new invention of his known as socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2540 on: September 19, 2012, 03:11:33 pm »
Make it menace with spikes of microcline.

WWUD if he was a fashion designer?
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WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2541 on: September 19, 2012, 07:38:34 pm »
Invent Uggs, in sock form.

WWUD If the fanboys banished him to Minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2542 on: September 19, 2012, 07:55:21 pm »
HEROBRINE.  times 10.

WWUD if he was the last dorf on Anenu?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2543 on: September 19, 2012, 08:03:04 pm »
Nothing. He's holding a meeting with himself to console himself about his losses.

What would Urist talk about in this meeting?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2544 on: September 19, 2012, 08:23:26 pm »
"Well, I lost my wife, children, all family, friends and practically my entire species in a horrific event best left undescribed. On the bright side, I dined in a magnificent dining room lately, I admired a fine suicide axe lately, and--blimey would you like at that masterful engraving of cheese on the wall! That's new. Wow, I think that made my day. Nice talking with you, Urist."

"No problem, Urist. Glad we could have this meeting."

he shakes hands with himself and carries on with his duties, not realizing that all the brewers are dead.

WWUD when he realizes all the brewers are dead?
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Actually has anybody here ever been to Indiana to check their geometry? It might be possible that some starspawn has their lair there, which would explain the non-euclidianity.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2545 on: September 20, 2012, 07:02:02 am »
Pull off a Morul and become one.

What if there's an 'immortality booze', but first he has to say nice things to an elf king.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2546 on: September 20, 2012, 04:06:23 pm »
Realize there are no elf kings, and that dying is why Armok gives you life.

WWUD if cats were immortal?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2547 on: September 20, 2012, 04:17:51 pm »
Drop them into hell and watch the carnage.

WWUD if he was covered in bees?
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WHAT. SYRUPSPRINKLE? CARNAL QUAKES? Not only is he going around bitchslapping forgotten beasts with his massive platinum compensator, he's named like a fucking pornstar as well. Probably he's killing a dragon right now , while munching on a dwarven syrup roast, drinking some sunshine from his glass vial and boning a dwarfette. While standing around 20 inches away from her.
Dear lord, he's like the Dwarven equivalent of Duke Nukem.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2548 on: September 20, 2012, 05:39:33 pm »
Hug an elf-king.

WWUD if he woke up in 21st century England?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2549 on: September 21, 2012, 07:31:03 am »
Get arrested for disorderly conduct, then committed to a mental institution for claiming he comes from a fantasy world.

WWUD if he was somehow able to adjust to the 21th century life?
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