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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 86201 times)

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2925 on: October 18, 2012, 10:37:15 pm »
Congratulate self for getting the creature there safely.

WWUD if her children were in the daycare she was ordered to shove the forgotten beast in?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2926 on: October 18, 2012, 11:58:35 pm »
Do it anyway. Then start a tantrum spiral when they're all dead.

WWUD if the entire world were lathered in soap, blood, and bacon?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2927 on: October 19, 2012, 12:58:16 am »
Rejoice, since last time somebody tried to mod in bacon the meat became magma.

WWUD if Finely Minced Magma.
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Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
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Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2928 on: October 19, 2012, 01:02:01 am »
Enter a strange mood, then build an Artifact Magma Bed for the baron that mandated candy socks.

WWUD if she was a child in Dwarven daycare?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2929 on: October 19, 2012, 01:03:14 am »
Punch stray dogs to death.

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Before you judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes.
So when you do judge them, you would be a mile away and have their shoes.

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2930 on: October 19, 2012, 01:11:48 am »
Somehow make a Slade Artifact Warhammer, become legendary while hitting birds, befriend the entire fort, have eighteen children, then explode into gore the bodyparts of her, her children, and her hammer flying at high speeds to decapitate half the fort, crush Urist McKing, explode him into gore, further decapitating half the survivors. The resulting tantrum will remove the rest of the dwarves, releasing a GDS from it's cage, who will wield the hammer against the reclaimation team.

WWUD if goblins rode Giant Desert Scorpions?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2931 on: October 19, 2012, 08:35:43 am »
Hide. That's what we always do when enemies show up on GDS. >.>

WWUD if suddenly air was a thing and she had to worry about making sure it's composition was safe to breath and not mixed with explosives?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2932 on: October 19, 2012, 09:25:32 pm »
Nothing. Unused to such things, poor Urist knows not what to do. May such a time never come to pass...


What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2933 on: October 19, 2012, 09:30:13 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on October 19, 2012, 09:25:32 pm
Nothing. Unused to such things, poor Urist knows not what to do. May such a time never come to pass...


What would Urist do if stranded on an island?
Stand there and idle due to no pickaxes and axes on embark then get attacked by a giant thrall sponge

WWUD if he was to play dota 2
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2934 on: October 19, 2012, 09:43:40 pm »
Lose, take it badly, throw a tantrum then go berserk.

WWUD if someone took his most prized masterpieces for their own?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Cassandra

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2935 on: October 19, 2012, 10:05:36 pm »
'Take it badly, throw a tantrum, then go berserk' fits this as well!

WWUD if suddenly... The Overseer was forced into the game as a dwarf infront of her?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2936 on: October 19, 2012, 10:11:40 pm »
Sweet, bloody revenge.


WWUD if Slender MaOH ARMOK HELP ME HE'S RIGHT BEHI


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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2937 on: October 19, 2012, 10:13:16 pm »
Charge Slender man.

WWUD if the overseer forgot to put farms up in time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2938 on: October 19, 2012, 11:47:48 pm »
Actually look forward to the elves for once, maybe they have plump helmet.

WWUD if the king turned out to be Hellsing's Alucard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #2939 on: October 20, 2012, 04:45:36 pm »
Nothing. Being a vampire is A-OK, although killing dwarves is still a crime.

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