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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 81534 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3060 on: October 28, 2012, 07:51:16 am »
Do you need to ask?

What would Urist do if he accidentally killed the booze and drank the goblin instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3061 on: October 28, 2012, 09:09:35 am »
Throw a tantrum, forget what he did, then go fight the bronze colossus outside.

WWUD if confronted by a forgotten beast composed of rotten beer.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3062 on: October 28, 2012, 02:46:13 pm »
Get utterly shitfaced and receive a syndrome that instantly liquefied his brain (however small it may be), and then necro'd his corpse.

WWUD if suddenly orgy (and by that i mean spore cloud), and Urist is male this time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3063 on: October 28, 2012, 04:20:49 pm »
What.

WWUD if he shat iron, gold and platinum coins all the time
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3064 on: October 28, 2012, 05:41:26 pm »
Be in constant pain.

WWUD if the overseen made all the beds from nethercap?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3065 on: October 28, 2012, 05:45:52 pm »
Be in extreme pain all the time... Ninja'd!

Be extremely cold only some of the time...and never wake up.

WWUD if a member of his adventuring party was actually a bear in disguise?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3066 on: October 28, 2012, 05:57:29 pm »
Nothing. Bear? Sweet.

What would Urist do if he was a bear in disguise?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3067 on: October 28, 2012, 05:59:52 pm »
He would kill himself and make his corpse into *BEAR-DWARF BONE SCEPTRE*s and *BEAR-DWARF LEATHER SOCK*s

What would Urist do if there were no more *KITTEN BONE CROWN*s left when the caravan arrived?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3068 on: October 28, 2012, 09:35:22 pm »
Sell them some of the thousands of mechanisms the mechanics have been churning out for the alst couple years. Mechanics are productive little SOB's.

WWUD if faced with a lack of horribly deadly ideas for traps?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3069 on: October 28, 2012, 10:03:49 pm »
Turn those deadly giant axe blade and serrated disk weapon traps into deadly melee weapons.

WWUD if he had a jetpack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3070 on: October 28, 2012, 10:31:12 pm »
Fly up and up to see if there was validity to the claims that the moon is made of half frozen beer.

WWUD if he wasn't a Dorf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3071 on: October 28, 2012, 11:07:21 pm »
Not be named Urist.

WWUD if he met Loud Whispers.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3072 on: October 28, 2012, 11:10:22 pm »
Become one of hsi thralls and end up mauled by undead ravens or something similarly stupid.

WWUD if he met you?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3073 on: October 28, 2012, 11:21:51 pm »
BSOD because bread.
And cat.

WW Bear Do if it was a Urist in disguise?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #3074 on: October 29, 2012, 12:08:32 am »
Smash it's way into a fortress and guzzle all the booze.

WWUD if a drunken bear fell asleep in the middle of the hall?
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Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.
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