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Harken

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6480 on: October 22, 2014, 10:03:00 am »
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What would Urist do if he was president of a large, modern country.
1) Abolish the Drinking age
2) Draft half the country into part-time service, and mandate they carry a carbine strapped to their chest at all times
3) Mandate rock trumpets and pennies be made, while prohibiting the exportation of bracelets
4) Destroy the economy, instituting instead a system of using tattered clothing to determine seniority and popularity.  The rags must be in your room to count
5) Pump magma to the surface to create geo-thermal reactors that also spill lava out to the surrounding countryside when invaders are detected.
6) Get abducted by a stealthy monster that will torture her until she agrees to be his bride.

WWUD if she discovered a city-sized meteor was going to hit her world in 3 months?

Ignore the danger completely and instead go on break afterwards then decide to haul a random stone located fifty miles away.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6481 on: October 22, 2014, 10:49:46 am »
Quote from: IronTomato on October 22, 2014, 09:48:50 am
WWUD if his wife was having a baby?
Not even know, since he's been in the deep mines for the last three years.

WWUD if magma didn't burn things?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6482 on: October 22, 2014, 10:58:54 am »
He'd be eaten by elephants.

WWUD if the fort had 50 cats and he accidentally invented catnip?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6483 on: October 22, 2014, 11:12:21 am »
Weaponize the resulting catsplosion, create thermonuclear cat bombs.

WWUD If dwarven literature?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6484 on: October 22, 2014, 02:50:43 pm »
Urist has written a book! It is entitled "the Ulcer and the Dwarf." There will be no more Dwarven literature.

WWUD if Hobey Badger?!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6485 on: October 22, 2014, 04:56:25 pm »
!!Honey Badger!!

WWUD if somebody taught him photoshop?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6486 on: October 22, 2014, 09:52:21 pm »
Urist would start putting moustaches on nobles and posting the pictures around the dining hall.

WWUD if he woke up with a short arm coming off his chin instead of his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6487 on: October 22, 2014, 10:49:39 pm »
Quote from: StagnantSoul on October 22, 2014, 09:52:21 pm
Urist would start putting moustaches on nobles and posting the pictures around the dining hall.

WWUD if he woke up with a short arm coming off his chin instead of his beard?

Grow another beard. For where there is no chin under Dwarf Norris's beard, ONLY another fist!

WWUD if he really was Dwarf Norris?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6488 on: October 23, 2014, 12:47:46 pm »
Round house kick people in the groin, and chin-punch them in the gut, because he can't aim any higher.

WWUD if he was depressed and lonely?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6489 on: October 23, 2014, 12:52:23 pm »
Go to cry at the mayor, then see a nice statue on the way there and be all cheered up.

WWUD with an airship?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6490 on: October 23, 2014, 03:45:32 pm »
Strike the earth!

WWUD if his airship striked the earth?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6491 on: October 23, 2014, 05:37:07 pm »
Crash and burn.

WWUD with a boat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6492 on: October 23, 2014, 06:50:32 pm »
Ride in the circle in the nearest Dwarven Water Reactor until he died of thirst.

What would Urist do if he had a MAGMASAFE boat[Lets say made of nethercap]?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6493 on: October 23, 2014, 07:59:40 pm »
"I conquer this semi molten stone in the name of the queen of Dwarves!"
Urist has bled to death

WWUD if he was a singer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6494 on: October 24, 2014, 03:36:19 am »
Urist would make a platinum metal band- hey, get it? Platinum records, metal, platinum is heavy... Heavy metal...- and become fortwide famous for disturbing everyone's sleep.

WWUD if he learned his wife cheated on him with his little sister?
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