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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634367 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6600 on: November 26, 2014, 11:07:56 pm »

Everyone gets infected with spontaneous explosion. The overseer has mixed success in weaponizing this.

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Malt_Hitman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6601 on: November 26, 2014, 11:45:02 pm »

Create the Uristvenger Urist, fuel it with magma, and attempt to launch it with cave in dust.

WWUD as the Uristvenger Urist explodes on take off?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6602 on: November 27, 2014, 01:58:15 pm »

Strike the Earth. Hard.

WWUD if He used more struts?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6603 on: November 27, 2014, 02:55:13 pm »

Needs more boosters.

WWUD if he awoke the kraken?
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Magnumcannon

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6604 on: November 27, 2014, 03:01:14 pm »

Capture him and try to start a kraken breeding project because his bones worth 812919341.420x more than mermaid bones. He later discovered that there was only one kraken, so he threw a chair at the legendary armorsmith+1's head.

WWUD if instead of awaking the kraken, he awoke Cthulhu, the great old one?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6605 on: November 27, 2014, 05:00:45 pm »

After digging down to the cavernous lake, Urist McMiner saw the gate to the R'lyeh at the bottom of it. The gate was of infinite dimmensions and non euclidean geometry. Even minds of legendary masons couldn't conceive the unconceivable. Dwarves walled off that cavern, but Urist felt the call of Cthulhu. He opened the gate, freeing Cthulhu once and for all... until Armok forges the world anew. It was inevitable.

WWUD If Urist saw the battle between Dagon and Armok?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6606 on: November 27, 2014, 05:27:45 pm »

he would be overcome by the awesomeness

wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.

also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6607 on: November 27, 2014, 05:40:31 pm »

he would be overcome by the awesomeness

wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.

also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?

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What eould Urist do if he found out he was a Deep One?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6608 on: November 27, 2014, 05:52:33 pm »

you never answered the wwud so you don't get a response
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6609 on: November 27, 2014, 05:58:29 pm »

he would be overcome by the awesomeness

wwud if he encountered a demon made of smoke BUT it had an instant full necrosis effect of touching it and no one had ranged weapons or webbed traps.

also I am going to sound like an idiot asking this but who is dagon?
Dagon is the Fater of deep ones, fish and frog like creatures that sometimes breed with humans, forming immortal and anti-social hybrids who slowly become a deep one, which gills and that stuff.

He would send his captured gobbos and elves to do the job, later flooding the caves with magma, because why not?
WWUD if he found that the Baron is actually a shape-shifting demon (Doppelganger) that causes catsplosions when accused?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6610 on: November 27, 2014, 06:11:31 pm »

not accuse him unless they needed lots of food or vermin hunters to protect food (or a catsplosion cage trap I hear those are deadly to whatever poor fool triggers them)

wwud if he WAS the demon?

(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6611 on: November 27, 2014, 06:18:27 pm »

not accuse him unless they needed lots of food or vermin hunters to protect food (or a catsplosion cage trap I hear those are deadly to
(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)

Dagon, Deep Ones and Cthulhu are from H.P Lovecraft's stories. H.P Lovecraft was a cosmic horror writter, active at the early 1900.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6612 on: November 27, 2014, 06:24:19 pm »

ahhhh I have heard of Lovecraft but never read any of his books.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6613 on: November 28, 2014, 12:20:40 am »

not accuse him unless they needed lots of food or vermin hunters to protect food (or a catsplosion cage trap I hear those are deadly to whatever poor fool triggers them)

wwud if he WAS the demon?

(also what series is that from? is it a modded setup for a fortress or a book series,)
Thrust up a spire of slade and begin a goblin religion. Then declare war on his former fortress.

WWUD if he was gelded?
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Edward Evjen

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6614 on: November 28, 2014, 12:55:36 am »

Urist would make a artifact dwarf leather trousers of a very certain legendary gelder.

WWUD if he was shaven while he slept?
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