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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6720 on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:01 pm »

Elves. With ‼MAGMA‼

WWUD if no more Elves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6721 on: December 17, 2014, 05:02:56 pm »

WWU sacrifice instead of cats?
Kittens.

WWU new master be without cats to rule over him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6722 on: December 17, 2014, 06:27:51 pm »

the overseer's slave. oh wait....

wuud if he/she were not the overseer's slave?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6723 on: December 17, 2014, 07:50:44 pm »

Urist goes berserk (this is in fact the cause of all berserking) and is summarily executed by the fortress guard.

WWUD if communist haulers overthrew his brother, the Baron?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6724 on: December 17, 2014, 08:17:25 pm »

Watch the ensuing magma flood since the overseer just lost his only chance of becoming a mountainhome. Then burn to death horribly

WWUD if succession was automatically given to the former noble's killer
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6725 on: December 17, 2014, 11:33:37 pm »

Play Assassin's Creed: DF edition, ironically becoming the equivalent of the ultimate Templar once he had killed all Nobles and held each office.

WWUD if DF: Assassin's Creed mod?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6726 on: December 18, 2014, 04:35:42 am »

Get assassinated.

WWUD if he was given a working nuclear device?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6727 on: December 18, 2014, 03:30:30 pm »

Weaponize it...more so than it is.

WWUD if he met a god?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6728 on: December 18, 2014, 08:22:40 pm »

Crash the game.

WWUD if presented the last plump helmet in the world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6729 on: December 18, 2014, 11:13:25 pm »

Eat it and then make the plump helmet spawn into a biscuit.

What would Urist do if they were conscripted as sewage workers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6730 on: December 19, 2014, 01:00:36 am »

What sewer? Dwarfs (or any animal for that matter) don't need to do that sort of thing.

What would Urist do if confronted by a dragon without a shield?



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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6731 on: December 19, 2014, 10:54:40 am »

Duel-wield a sock and rum. Charge in with the words "It was inevitable".

WWUD if being chased by a re-animated leg of a yak calf?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6732 on: December 19, 2014, 03:29:37 pm »

WWUD if being chased by a re-animated leg of a yak calf?

Enter martial trance or run away and get beaten to death.

WWUD if went into a martial trance against the re-animated leg of a yak calf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6733 on: December 19, 2014, 05:32:47 pm »

He will obviously die by either the reanimated leg or the thing that reanimated the leg. I mean who can beat something that can reanimate body parts that aren't supposed to be able to be reanimated?

WWUD if he was near the seaside and a huge tsunami was appraching?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #6734 on: December 20, 2014, 06:41:05 am »

Start fishing, after all, what can possibly go wrong?

WWUD if he was the overseer?
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