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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634148 times)

Badger Storm

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7005 on: January 29, 2015, 02:42:52 pm »

Pull the lever, giving them a "cruise" on the newly-christened River of Drowning.

WWUD if everyone in the fortress got snowed in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7006 on: January 30, 2015, 02:17:51 am »

Make snow booze.
So basically alcoholic water.

WWUD if rocks could be made into booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7007 on: January 30, 2015, 05:09:09 am »

Make rock booze.
So basically alcoholic mud.

WWUD if there are references he cannot understand?
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Badger Storm

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7008 on: January 30, 2015, 05:42:12 am »

He would speak English, motherfucker, take the red pill, and attempt to take the hobbits to Isengard but fail because he is already here.

WWUD if acne?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7009 on: January 30, 2015, 09:16:00 am »

Acne? What acne? I only see layers upon layers of caked blood and filth.

WWUD if he makes friends with an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7010 on: January 30, 2015, 12:03:53 pm »

Keep his (honesty quite casual) friendship with the elf a secret to avoid drawing the ridicule of his colleagues. Their friendship lasts until the caravan the elf arrives in gets funneled into the drowning chamber by the overseer for no real reason. Urist is sad, but the sweet -grown wood necklace- x5 he gets out of it balances out the small negative thought for losing an acquaintance to tragedy.

WWUD if everyone in the fort except him was about to snap from the stress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7011 on: January 30, 2015, 12:28:42 pm »

Hide underground and fight the troglodytes until they were so impressed that they made him their king.

WWUD if they were ruler of the troglodytes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7012 on: January 30, 2015, 08:54:28 pm »

Tame Giant Dingoes as mounts and have the troglodytes use them as warmounts to invade Hell.

What would Urist do if he was suddenly trapped inside a slade boulder?
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7013 on: January 30, 2015, 09:49:09 pm »

Roll around in it like a giant hamster ball. Then crush clowns katamari style.

WWUD if adventure mode and fort mode were seamlessly integrated together?
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7014 on: January 30, 2015, 11:00:15 pm »

Oh thats a good one, um... Go on a quest to another fort to steal their booze. However, she would accidentally set fire to it on a misclick and get blown apart.

What would Urist do if she was able to make booze out of blood?
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I just have this terrible mental picture of this beet-looking thing bursting out of someone's stomach and being like "Neeeeed phosphaaaaates"
If it's magma resistant, mod it so it's not!

UnicodingUnicorn

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7015 on: January 31, 2015, 02:05:39 am »

Cake the fort in layers upon layers of dried booze.

WWUD if booze had absolute zero as its boiling point?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7016 on: January 31, 2015, 08:04:47 am »

Die every time she tried to brew or drink it.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7017 on: January 31, 2015, 10:06:14 am »

Oops, posted in wrong topic.
« Last Edit: January 31, 2015, 10:56:43 am by Badger Storm »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7018 on: January 31, 2015, 02:06:30 pm »

Since endlessblaze forgot to post a WWUD let me do one

WWUD if aliens invaded in UFOs?

MAGMA............................................................................ mist

WWUD if he wrote a will?
« Last Edit: January 31, 2015, 02:11:04 pm by heydude6 »
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Lets use the ancient naval art of training war parrots. No one will realize they have been boarded by space war parrots until it is to late!
You can fake being able to run on water. You can't fake looking cool when you break your foot on a door and hit your head on the floor.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7019 on: January 31, 2015, 02:12:31 pm »

Bequeath everything to his secret lover the legendary bowyer, leaving his wife and 16 kids penniless.

WWUD if he found a problem that nothing, not even magma - especially not magma - could solve?
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