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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634368 times)

endlessblaze

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7290 on: April 24, 2015, 08:22:32 pm »

Sell to elves, make more elf bone stuff with results.
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wwud if magic artifacts were finally implemented.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7291 on: April 24, 2015, 08:31:02 pm »

Urist stabs the Elf in the chest with the Cursed Dagger of Thralldom
The Elf Thrall rises
The Elf Thrall scratches Urist in the head and the severed part flies off in an arc
The Urist Thrall rises

WWUD if GOOD magical artifacts were implemented in dwarf fortress
« Last Edit: April 25, 2015, 03:11:33 pm by heydude6 »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7292 on: April 24, 2015, 10:38:14 pm »

Urist stabs himself in the head with the Healing Shiv!
Urist has been struck down!
Urist got better!
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What would Urist do if they had psychic powers?
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heydude6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7293 on: April 25, 2015, 03:13:58 pm »

see the future, see the story of boat-murdered, kill himself.

WWUD if he had Psionic powers
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7294 on: April 26, 2015, 08:45:47 am »

psion himself

wwud if he was wieving this thread?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7295 on: April 26, 2015, 03:08:05 pm »

He would make a really interesting looking roll of cloth, that's for sure.

WWUD with Bay12 thread socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7296 on: April 26, 2015, 06:54:54 pm »

Have a hard time wearing them, as the threads had a hard time keeping a cohesive structure.

WWUD if she was tasked with compiling a library of all dwarven knowledge?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7297 on: April 26, 2015, 07:08:40 pm »

Move to arrowstockades

WWUD if turned into a thrall
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7298 on: May 10, 2015, 09:54:57 pm »

Ok, so it seems that I killed the thread, whoops. How about this.

WWUD if he celebrated april fools day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7299 on: May 11, 2015, 06:25:59 am »

Move to arrowstockades

WWUD if turned into a thrall

Smash things


Ok, so it seems that I killed the thread, whoops. How about this.

WWUD if he celebrated april fools day?


His joke is to open the magma door.


WWUd at mc Donald's
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7300 on: May 11, 2015, 10:00:10 am »

Order a -burger roast-.

WWUD to a -burger roast-?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7301 on: May 11, 2015, 10:48:52 am »

Plump helmets.

WWUD If this thread suddenly goes dead again?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7302 on: May 11, 2015, 11:55:53 am »

Use Dwarven Defibrillation, which is to say, two electric eels.

WWUD if he was a normal, non-DF carp?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7303 on: May 11, 2015, 12:00:19 pm »

Dream about being overpowered.

Wwud if he was ammo in a minecart shotgun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7304 on: May 11, 2015, 05:19:09 pm »

Wrestle the invading elf's lower back teeth using his third toe, left foot.

WWUD if he needed to generate 1.21GW of power for a reasonable period of time, perhaps to return a fellow dwarf to a point further along in time?
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