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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 632968 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7395 on: July 28, 2015, 04:37:27 pm »

Check his fucking privilege.

WWUD if he was challenged to build a swimming pool?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7396 on: July 29, 2015, 04:37:05 am »

He builds it in the middle of the dining hall. And the food stockpile, and the forges, and everything else.

WWUD if a bugged necromancer animated the skeleton inside of him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7397 on: July 29, 2015, 12:22:23 pm »

Punch the skeleton to death.  Then his beard would crawl off and find a pregnant dwarf lady.  That's why most babies are born with facial hair, despite being bald on top.

Edit: Whoops, forgot the question.  What would Urist do if he, in the next version, had to write a book?  What would it be about?  Etc.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7398 on: July 30, 2015, 02:52:50 pm »

How To Avoid Cleaning For Dummies

What would teenage Urist McImmigrant do to fit in with the cool kids at the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7399 on: July 30, 2015, 09:00:37 pm »

Get married and join the military, because everyone knows adulthood starts at 12.

WWUD if his child decided to join the elven civilization?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7400 on: July 30, 2015, 11:35:21 pm »

Wonder if the raptors were too harsh of an addition to the child care program. Or maybe it was the elephants? This calls for more science!

WWUD if the legendary children escaped from child care and went berserk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7401 on: July 31, 2015, 12:42:34 am »

Lock the doors, wait till they went for a drink and then collapse the booze storeroom on them.

What would Urist do if they admired cats for their aloofness?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7402 on: July 31, 2015, 09:14:13 pm »

Become the cat lady from The Simpsons, but with a beard.

WWUD if the booze storeroom collapsed?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7403 on: July 31, 2015, 10:39:09 pm »

Dig out the rubble, scrape the booze into barrels and drink it. Even though half the dwarves die or suffer health problems from the rock dust saturating the booze, everyone is too stubborn to admit that the reclaimed booze is anything other then pristine.

What would Urist do if they were single-handedly ordered to dig every square on the map?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7404 on: August 01, 2015, 04:24:17 pm »

Player cancels Play Dwarf Fortress: Low FPS.

WWUD if he and 6 friends embarked on a necromancer's tower?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7405 on: August 01, 2015, 05:56:29 pm »

Lock the necromancers and undead inside and collapse the tower into the magma sea.

What would Urist do if they embarked in a mysterious underground structure?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7406 on: August 01, 2015, 08:27:23 pm »

Try and fail to befriend the zmobies. Zobmies. Zombeis. Whatever.

WWUD if he was 7 feet tall?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7407 on: August 02, 2015, 12:42:06 am »

Get laughed at by the other dorfs for being a human and knocking his head on all the hallway supports.

Wwuf with lewd dorf engravings?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7408 on: August 03, 2015, 09:28:10 am »

Toady cancels Update Dwarf Fortress: Too insane.

WWUD if he was a mad scientist?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7409 on: August 04, 2015, 02:25:30 am »

Discover a way to write his own interactions. Urist put a colon in the wrong place though, and ended up corrupting the save.

What would King Urist do if the prison cell the glassmaker who violated his bone craft production order was thrown into was nicer than his royal suites?
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