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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7410 on: August 04, 2015, 11:23:09 am »
Throw a tantrum and re-enact Boatmurdered.

WWUD if an April Fool's edition of DF was released that replaced dorfs with turkeys and domesticated turkeys with domesticated dorfs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7411 on: August 04, 2015, 02:20:51 pm »
FEAST ON DELICIOUS DWARF EGGS

What would Urist do if a travelling wizard polymorphed them into a fluffy wambler?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7412 on: August 04, 2015, 03:33:14 pm »
Knock a bronze colossus's block off.

WWUD if he had one wish?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7413 on: August 04, 2015, 07:13:14 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on August 04, 2015, 03:33:14 pm
Knock a bronze colossus's block off.

WWUD if he had one wish?

Wish Krillain back.

WWUD with a per Balor.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7414 on: August 05, 2015, 03:08:23 am »
Use it as a figurehead leader for a goblin nation nearby

WWUD if he had a goblin nation under his thumb?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7415 on: August 06, 2015, 01:13:44 am »
Quote from: The Big D on August 05, 2015, 03:08:23 am
Use it as a figurehead leader for a goblin nation nearby

WWUD if he had a goblin nation under his thumb?

Urist was going to make them kill all the other goblins, but the overseer caught wind of his influence and made him send their entire army to siege his own fortress instead. The overseer was overjoyed to have so many enemies to fight despite the lag, but spoiled his own fun by just atomsmashing the squads of goblins as they came through the gates. Urist figures that either way, a lot of goblins are dead.

WWUD if he was permanently invisible?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7416 on: August 06, 2015, 12:06:38 pm »
Liberated from unhappy thoughts and hauling he would merrily run bare-assed about the fortress and you might just find 'yoorist wus here' engravings all over the food-stockpiles.

WWUD if he were in charge of prime time content on a major TV network?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7417 on: August 06, 2015, 12:11:44 pm »
Host the Armok games. A gameshow where elves and goblins are trapped in a giant arena and are forced to fight eachother until there is only one person standing. the elves get to keep their crappy wood while goblins get to keep their goblinite. There are traps, wild animals and most importantly !MAGMA!

WWUD if he was a contestant in the Armok games?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7418 on: August 06, 2015, 03:01:00 pm »
"We at the Mountainhome Gaming Commission regret to inform you that the Armok games have been discontinued until further notice due to a lack of the most important element, !MAGMA! Furthermore, dwarves are hereby banned from any future Armok games until they develop an ability to tell the difference between !MAGMA! and DELICIOUS ALCOHOL."

WWUD if he grew a Betcher's Gland?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7419 on: August 06, 2015, 04:01:06 pm »
Quote from: Blastbeard on August 06, 2015, 03:01:00 pm
"We at the Mountainhome Gaming Commission regret to inform you that the Armok games have been discontinued until further notice due to a lack of the most important element, !MAGMA! Furthermore, dwarves are hereby banned from any future Armok games until they develop an ability to tell the difference between !MAGMA! and DELICIOUS ALCOHOL."

WWUD if he grew a Betcher's Gland?

Bite back at the vampire who bites first.

WWUD about pay inequality?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7420 on: August 06, 2015, 04:03:12 pm »
Lynch the bookkeeper and manager to re-disable the economy. That way, everyone gets equal pay.

What would Urist do if they were the resident Dungeon Master of the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7421 on: August 06, 2015, 04:28:45 pm »
Build his Magical Realm into the fort's defense system. The frequency of sieges sharply declines as invaders learn this is nothing more than an obstacle course revolving around fetishes for alcohol, fine craftsdwarfship, cheese, and magma.

WWUD if he was assigned the 'Review Video Games' labor and the stockpile is filled with bad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7422 on: August 06, 2015, 04:31:45 pm »
Urist cancels Post Furious Youtube Review: too insane.

WWUD if Armok was replaced by Hitler?
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Tawa

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7423 on: August 06, 2015, 05:12:33 pm »
Carry on with his daily life. Nothing would be different.

WWUD if he became the Olde, 2D Dungeon Master, who wore naught but layers of cloaks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7424 on: August 06, 2015, 10:12:47 pm »
Stack lots of masterwork adamantine cloaks. Then wrestle cave dragons into submission, domesticate them and then unleash them on the trap-filled fortress while cackling maniacally.

What would Urist do if they embarked on a minotaur's labyrinth?
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