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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649800 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7425 on: August 06, 2015, 11:36:11 pm »
Urist cancels Dig: Job's already done.

Dastot Cancels Build (Minotaur Containment) Wall: Interrupted by Minotaur.

Urist Cancels Save Dastot: On break.

Dastot has been struck down.

A barrel of Dwarven Ale has been stolen!

Urist has entered a bersek rage!

Minotaur has been struck down.

WWUD if he accidentaly migrated to a Squat colony on another planet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7426 on: August 07, 2015, 08:49:20 am »
Die in a tyranid invasion.

WWUD if He was in a reanimating biome, but hammers and maces was something that was lost to time itself?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7427 on: August 07, 2015, 10:55:22 am »
Urist McMiner strikes the elephant corpse in the neck with his *copper pickaxe* and the severed part flies off in an arc!

WWUD if he took the hermit challenge and embarked without any weapons?
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« Reply #7428 on: August 09, 2015, 07:29:40 am »
Scuttle the wagon, build a wooden training axe, deforest the region, build a wooden trade depot, trade meals and wooden crafts for fire-safe blocks and for metal, make a pick. Voilą. Urist would *also* build a suspended ceiling, braced by a support, over the wooden depot and collapse it upon the elves or humans next year before building a proper stone block or metal one.

WWUD if, for an instant, they saw their world as the player does?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7429 on: August 09, 2015, 06:18:02 pm »
Urist cancels comprehend revelation: Too insane.

WWUD if ghostly, murderous brewer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7430 on: August 09, 2015, 09:06:30 pm »
Quote from: KingMurdoc on August 09, 2015, 06:18:02 pm
Urist cancels comprehend revelation: Too insane.

WWUD if ghostly, murderous brewer?
Order ghostly beer to be made from the ghosts of plants. Then get murdered,  and finally able to drink the ghostlt brew.

WWUD if he is cursed for something he didnt do?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7431 on: August 09, 2015, 10:52:45 pm »
Use his new were-elephant powers to kill and/or maim dozens hundreds of people, most of whom had something to do with his cursing, knew someone who had something to do with his cursing, or tried to stop his apparently random spree of murders stood in the way of his righteous vengeance.

WWUD if he was the star of a buddy cop show?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7432 on: August 10, 2015, 08:45:24 am »
Urist McLoosecannon would be a booze loving anti-hero who secretly wears many layers of cat leather under his uniform. Together with his by-the-book partner Officer Pet Lamb they would engage in fascist police brutality towards Elven merchants. It would be called Tree And A Half Men and would be banned in Canada.

What would Urist do with a Twitter account?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7433 on: August 10, 2015, 11:08:06 am »
star #dumbfoundd @screen, bc @u chos 2 mak @urist teh #advntrr #illitirit so @urist can #understand #tweetr-#spek n @its #terrifyin

(translation: "Stare dumbfounded at the screen, because you chose to make Urist the Adventurer illiterate, and so Urist can actually understand tweeter-speak...and it's terrifying.")

What would Urist do if she found herself mentored by a pair of squabbling wizards, one brusque and impatient and one loquacious and gossipy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7434 on: August 11, 2015, 06:39:50 pm »
Stab them both and take their slabs to read the damn thing directly.

Wwud if she was sad and had naught but a hermit crab?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7435 on: August 12, 2015, 06:02:47 pm »
Trip and fall off a cliff in an evil biome with the crab. Urist crushes the crab, causing it to reanimate as a zombie and try to kill Urist. Urist escapes, after losing her right hand and her fourth left toe, and goes berserk due to the abrupt increase in sadness.

WWUD if he learned to harness the power of electricity?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7436 on: August 14, 2015, 06:22:59 am »
You know what static electricity does to your hair? Imagine that, but with Urist's magnificent beard.

WWUD if a *glumprong wood horse statue* showed up outside the front gates?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7437 on: August 14, 2015, 03:18:57 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on August 14, 2015, 06:22:59 am
You know what static electricity does to your hair? Imagine that, but with Urist's magnificent beard.

WWUD if a *glumprong wood horse statue* showed up outside the front gates?

Mount it on top of the DSS Magmaxplorer

WWUD if he was actually called Bomrek?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7438 on: August 14, 2015, 05:43:13 pm »
Goblins jump out of the glumprong trojan horse and kill Urist/Bomrek!

WWUD if goblins hijacked the magma submarine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7439 on: August 14, 2015, 05:48:35 pm »
Decide to form a music group, then burn to death when they attempt to paint the submarine yellow.

The monarch has been stolen by kobolds. Is Urist a bad enough dude to rescue the monarch?
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I don't know how it all works, I just throw molten science at the wall and see what ignites.
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