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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 677721 times)

Xazo-Tak

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7455 on: August 19, 2015, 01:56:07 am »
Drown as quite literally a "Dabbling Swimmer"

What would Urist do if he came across a soap pillar holding up a giant sky fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7456 on: August 20, 2015, 12:36:49 am »
"I have seen Reverse Doomforests. My life is complete."

WWUD if his civilization was ruled by a buffalo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7457 on: August 20, 2015, 02:27:20 pm »
Quote from: PyroTechno on August 20, 2015, 12:36:49 am
"I have seen Reverse Doomforests. My life is complete."

WWUD if his civilization was ruled by a buffalo?

Enjoy the golden age brought about by the buffalo's enlightened "laissez-faire" policy of leaving the fortresses outside the mountainhome to their own devices. The buffalo isn't nearly as competent an administrator as a policymaker, however, and the mountainhome itself rapidly collapses into anarchy because it's ruler can't speak.

WWUD if the baron turned out to be a gnome on stilts with a false beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7458 on: August 22, 2015, 01:29:19 pm »
Urist is ecstatic. Now he doesn't need to make a slab!

WWUD if the king showed up and was an angry ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7459 on: August 22, 2015, 01:43:51 pm »
He would kill the usurper tyrant after going stark, raving mad!

WWUD if he was (rightfully) accused of regicide, but no longer mad?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7460 on: August 25, 2015, 09:47:44 am »
He had better call Saul.

What would Urist do with a copper pick, a tile designated for mining, a valid path and all his limbs in place?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7461 on: August 25, 2015, 11:21:06 am »
Urist McMiner cancels Dig: Task too easy.

What would Urist do with a wooden training axe, a tile designated for mining, no valid path and all his limbs gone, save his left leg?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7462 on: August 27, 2015, 03:48:56 am »
Urist cancels spam cancellation messages: too injured x96^54

WWUD in Super Smash Bros?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7463 on: August 27, 2015, 09:11:51 am »
The Hammer Lord strikes the Plumber in the head with his *silver war hammer* and the injured part collapses into a lump of gore!

WWUD in any popular science fiction universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7464 on: August 27, 2015, 05:07:58 pm »
Hari Seldon cancels Predict future of civilization: dwarves too insane.

Paul cancels Drink: no water source.

Severian cancels Torture: ethically unviable.

The Consul strikes the Shrike in the upper body with his left upper arm, but the shot is deflected!

Gully Foyle cancels Seek vengeance: cannot find path. (Aw, man, and it looks like I must've accidentally turned on dfhack's teleporting feature!)

Shevek has been taken by a fey mood!


What would Urist do in a Southern Gothic novel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7465 on: August 31, 2015, 01:10:49 pm »
Quote from: escondida on August 27, 2015, 05:07:58 pm
What would Urist do in a Southern Gothic novel?

Urist would dabble with hoodoo as soon as magic is implemented, drink some corn wine and party hard until a body is discovered drained of blood, become horrified, fall into melancholy and throw itself into the magma pit. Pretty much the same things dwarves on DF, but with a southern accent.

What would Urist do in a soccer match?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7466 on: August 31, 2015, 03:22:50 pm »
After ignoring the training schedule to learn the fundamentals of the game he would spend most of the match drinking and picking up equipment and arriving only to hammer the opposing goalie in the head.

What would Urist do to improve our vocational education system?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7467 on: August 31, 2015, 07:55:00 pm »
Quote from: Crazy Horse on August 31, 2015, 03:22:50 pm
After ignoring the training schedule to learn the fundamentals of the game he would spend most of the match drinking and picking up equipment and arriving only to hammer the opposing goalie in the head.

What would Urist do to improve our vocational education system?
Implement childcare services at the schools.

WWUD if she knew spoilers existed and then met a clown of the face-paint and silly-wig variety?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7468 on: August 31, 2015, 09:27:53 pm »
Enjoy the newly implemented festivals.

WWUD if he struck oil underground?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7469 on: September 01, 2015, 06:03:34 am »
Quote from: klefenz on August 31, 2015, 09:27:53 pm
Enjoy the newly implemented festivals.

WWUD if he struck oil underground?

Try to brew it.

WWUD if he 'struck' natural gas underground?
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