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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638367 times)

SaberToothTiger

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7515 on: November 24, 2015, 01:44:35 pm »
He would feed the tree loving hippies to the dragon.

WWUD if the dragon was a tree loving hippie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7516 on: November 24, 2015, 03:52:02 pm »
Somehow take advantage of the dragon not being able to set wood on fire. And then kill it brutally throw it away. Everything that's elven suck.

WWUD if he found out that he was 5.41% elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7517 on: November 24, 2015, 06:07:36 pm »
PURGE IT.

WWUD if a wizard turned him into an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7518 on: November 24, 2015, 06:24:46 pm »
Threaten to turn the Wizard into a Dinner Roll.


WWUD if: he knew he was in a Computer Program, Had a strange mood, Programming was a Strange-moodable Skill, Toady Programmed Dwarffortress so The Dwarfs Could Modify Dwarffortress, And his Highest Strange-Moodable Skill was Programming?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7519 on: November 24, 2015, 08:59:10 pm »
Quote from: crazyabe on November 24, 2015, 06:24:46 pm
WWUD if: he knew he was in a Computer Program, Had a strange mood, Programming was a Strange-moodable Skill, Toady Programmed Dwarffortress so The Dwarfs Could Modify Dwarffortress, And his Highest Strange-Moodable Skill was Programming?

He would go stark having mad because you didn't provide him the programming language he needed to make his artefact Dwarfinux OS, which is a shame because it would be engraved with bearded penguins and menace with spikes of stability.

WWUD if he had buttocks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7520 on: November 25, 2015, 07:25:27 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on November 24, 2015, 08:59:10 pm
WWUD if he had buttocks?
The severed part sails off in an arc!

How would Urist live without buttocks
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7521 on: January 10, 2016, 04:26:07 am »
Quote from: neblime on November 25, 2015, 07:25:27 am
How would Urist live without buttocks
*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*

WWUD if he had a pet dragon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7522 on: January 10, 2016, 10:19:32 am »
Get it confiscated by the authorities in order to test the latest goblinite smelting technique.

WWUD if Goblinite was actually candy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7523 on: January 10, 2016, 10:25:05 am »
Quote from: Cheesoburgor on January 10, 2016, 04:26:07 am
Quote from: neblime on November 25, 2015, 07:25:27 am
How would Urist live without buttocks
*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*

He didn't lose his ability to sit, though.

Quote from: Cheesoburgor on January 10, 2016, 04:26:07 am
WWUD if he had a pet dragon?

Tame it for charcoal mass production purposes. And feed it with elves.

WWUD with that much extra charcoal that never gets used on the forges?[/s]

dammit, got ninja'd

Quote from: heydude6 on January 10, 2016, 10:19:32 am
WWUD if Goblinite was actually candy?

Get sad for never getting to see the circus.

WWUD if goblins were actually clowns?
« Last Edit: January 10, 2016, 01:26:23 pm by BadLeo »
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7524 on: January 10, 2016, 10:41:38 am »
Quote from: BadLeo on January 10, 2016, 10:25:05 am
Quote from: Cheesoburgor on January 10, 2016, 04:26:07 am
Quote from: neblime on November 25, 2015, 07:25:27 am
How would Urist live without buttocks
*Ability to stand lost*
*Ability to grasp lost*
*Ability to speak lost*
*Ability to think lost*

He didn't lose his ability to sit, though.

Thats the joke

Quote from: BadLeo on January 10, 2016, 10:25:05 am
WWUD if goblins were actually clowns?

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There would be no Urist to do things.

WWUD if dwarves were the only living creatures on the universe?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7525 on: January 10, 2016, 11:07:58 am »
Drink vampire blood so he wouldn't feel guilty about feasting on his own kin.

WWUD if modders suddenly got access to the source code

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Quote from: Ama on January 12, 2015, 05:49:52 pm
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Quote from: kj1225 on March 14, 2015, 07:35:48 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7526 on: January 10, 2016, 11:29:44 am »
Whatever they wanted.
WWUD if someone revived the other WW_D threads?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7527 on: January 10, 2016, 02:34:50 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on January 10, 2016, 11:29:44 am
WWUD if someone revived the other WW_D threads?

The person would be considered a necromancer and treated as such, i.e. as nailing practice for hammerdwarves.

WWUD if he discovered a game subtitled "Daggerfall"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7528 on: January 10, 2016, 03:06:40 pm »
Quote from: BadLeo on January 10, 2016, 02:34:50 pm
WWUD if he discovered a game subtitled "Daggerfall"?
Attempt to cross a river at the top of a waterfall while returning home to play it, get washed over the edge, and cause a moody dwarf to conveniently engrave his death on an artifact named Uristumid "Daggerfall".

WWUD if he encountered a carp clown in the magma sea?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7529 on: January 10, 2016, 03:13:36 pm »
Well, firstly burn. Then stare. Then be eaten. Then melt inside clown-carp's belly. Then be excreted from said clown carp. Really, in that situation I don't think he'd have much say on how events went :P

WWUD with an Elven Bard who was elected mayor after threatening to eat the competition.
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