Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 ... 532 533 [534] 535 536 ... 713

Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 649661 times)

Dunamisdeos

  • Bay Watcher
  • Duggin was the hero we needed.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7995 on: August 23, 2016, 06:17:02 pm »
Urist has gone berserk! Urist strikes everyone down with ☼Toaster☼.

WWUD with a Klondike bar?
Logged
FACT I: Post note art is best art.
FACT II: Dunamisdeos is a forum-certified wordsmith.
FACT III: "All life begins with Post-it notes and ends with Post-it notes. This is the truth! This is my belief!...At least for now."
FACT IV: SPEECHO THE TRUSTWORM IS YOUR FRIEND or BEHOLD: THE FRUIT ENGINE 3.0

BorkBorkGoesTheCode

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7996 on: August 23, 2016, 06:24:25 pm »
Product placement

WWUD with a M2 machine gun?
Logged
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

Believe nothing you hear. Or everything. Have fun. Love when?

I frequently use PMs to contact people if I think they would miss a post in the deluge.

BadLeo

  • Bay Watcher
  • Don't mess with me. I'm a legendary +5 curser.
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7997 on: August 23, 2016, 06:50:58 pm »
Stock it with other unusable foreign weapons and mark it for melting.

WWUD with a high yield nuke?
Logged
If you think dogs like socks, that's because you never met a dwarf.

BorkBorkGoesTheCode

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7998 on: August 23, 2016, 07:00:42 pm »
Kill Frames Per Second

WWUD with [redacted]
Logged
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

Believe nothing you hear. Or everything. Have fun. Love when?

I frequently use PMs to contact people if I think they would miss a post in the deluge.

Dirst

  • Bay Watcher
  • [EASILY_DISTRA
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #7999 on: August 23, 2016, 10:42:31 pm »
Quote from: BorkBorkGoesTheCode on August 23, 2016, 07:00:42 pm
Kill Frames Per Second

WWUD with [redacted]
Secure, contain, and protect it.

WWUD if an elf claimed to be his long-lost brother?
Logged
Just got back, updating:
(0.42 & 0.43) The Earth Strikes Back! v2.15 - Pay attention...  It's a mine!  It's-a not yours!
(0.42 & 0.43) Appearance Tweaks v1.03 - Tease those hippies about their pointy ears.
(0.42 & 0.43) Accessibility Utility v1.04 - Console tools to navigate the map

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8000 on: August 24, 2016, 01:09:46 am »
Kill the imposter.

Wwud if another dwarf said he doesn't like wool socks?
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Gwolfski

  • Bay Watcher
  • Strawberries!
    • View Profile
    • ignore pls!
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8001 on: August 24, 2016, 04:47:16 am »
Agree silk socks are superior.

Wwud with Minecraft Villagers?
Logged
Quote from: Sprin on January 25, 2017, 12:14:46 pm
Eventually when you go far enough the insane start becoming the sane

ProtoZoa

  • Bay Watcher
  • With AC-HE ammo
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8002 on: August 24, 2016, 06:12:24 am »
Lose to them in an IQ test.

WWUD if he was a no-skilled peasant that just became your 2000000th dwarf.
Logged

Malakor

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8003 on: August 24, 2016, 06:21:58 am »
Filling the 1999911th coffin after the 5000th invasion of goblins!

WWUD as a barkeeper in the modern world?
Logged

Eric Blank

  • Bay Watcher
  • *Remain calm*
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8004 on: August 24, 2016, 07:43:40 am »
Out drink all his customers and go out of business.

Wwud if the economy actually worked
Logged
I make Spellcrafts!
Quote from: Andreus on June 09, 2011, 02:07:07 pm
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

Madman198237

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8005 on: August 24, 2016, 07:55:21 am »
Urist cancels Work: Busy Making Money

WWUD with a stealth system in fortress mode?
Logged
Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

pikachu17

  • Bay Watcher
  • PADORU PADORU
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8006 on: August 24, 2016, 09:11:53 am »
Urist cancels work, looking over shoulder in case of assassin at all times
WWUD if a succubi was trying to seduce him?
Logged
Sigtext!
dwarf 4tress from scratch
The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

A warforged bard named Gender appears and says"Hello. I am a social construct."

ProtoZoa

  • Bay Watcher
  • With AC-HE ammo
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8007 on: August 24, 2016, 09:13:39 am »
Realize an elf gouged his eyes out.

WWUD if he left his hobbit hole for an adventure?
Logged

pikachu17

  • Bay Watcher
  • PADORU PADORU
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8008 on: August 24, 2016, 09:24:43 am »
Quote from: ProtoZoa on August 24, 2016, 09:13:39 am
Realize an elf gouged his eyes out.

WWUD if he left his hobbit hole for an adventure?
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=54284.msg1165397#msg1165397
WWUD if he was being led by Gollum?
« Last Edit: August 24, 2016, 09:30:29 am by pikachu17 »
Logged
Sigtext!
dwarf 4tress from scratch
The Pikachu revolution!
Thank you NatureGirl19999 for the avatar switcher at http://signavatar.com

A warforged bard named Gender appears and says"Hello. I am a social construct."

IronTomato

  • Bay Watcher
  • VENGEANCE
    • View Profile
Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8009 on: August 24, 2016, 11:31:51 am »
"Join me on my adventures!"

"I will agree to travel with you if you lead me to my precious."

WWUD If he had a lightsaber?
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 532 533 [534] 535 536 ... 713
« previous next »