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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 313464 times)

Baffler

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8640 on: April 11, 2017, 02:07:27 pm »

WWUD with an automobile?

Pasture it with the other livestock, but get frustrated when a breeding pair never shows up and melt it down for scrap.

WWUD if Bomrek stole his car to melt into steel bars?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8641 on: April 13, 2017, 02:59:40 pm »

Kill Bomrek
WWUD with a combat tank?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8642 on: April 14, 2017, 07:32:39 am »

Kil. Everything.
Wwud in minecraft?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8643 on: April 14, 2017, 02:17:16 pm »

Kill zombies. Kill skeletons. Fall into the End while drunk. Have Ender Dragon rip off arm. Die while bathed in blood.
WWUD while bathed in blood?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8644 on: April 18, 2017, 01:00:44 am »

Add some magma for a bubble bath.

WWUD if cats could pull levers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8645 on: April 18, 2017, 03:29:25 am »

Urist gets melted by magma while being crushed by a drawbridge and mauled by 25 wild bears. Also, a few random doors open and close 50 times a second.

WWUD if a troll got into the dwarfputer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8646 on: April 19, 2017, 05:05:12 pm »

Have to rebuild half of it and be pissed.

Wwud if another dwarf started to assume his identity and jobs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8647 on: April 19, 2017, 08:35:40 pm »

Urist cancels Work: Can't Find Identity

WWUD without any jobs?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8648 on: April 20, 2017, 07:47:12 am »

Paint the tavern green.

WWUD if the tavern only served milk?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8649 on: April 20, 2017, 07:51:03 am »

Tavernkeeper cancels Serve Drink: In bar fight

WWUD in a fort-wide bar fight?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8650 on: April 20, 2017, 07:56:35 am »

Loyalty cascade?

WWUD in FG&RP?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8651 on: April 20, 2017, 11:24:07 pm »

Post exclusively in avatar/user above you threads.

Wwud with a barrel full of snake venom?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8652 on: April 21, 2017, 02:07:38 pm »

Urist Cancels Task: Drinking Poison

Urist Cancels Drinking Poison: Suffering Neurological Breakdowns and Central Nervous System Destruction

Urist McIdiot the Mightily Stupid Slayer of Intelligence has died.


WWUD with a terrible title like that?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8653 on: April 21, 2017, 02:13:08 pm »

Mod themselves in SLOW_LEARNER

WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8654 on: April 22, 2017, 07:58:19 pm »

Mod themselves in SLOW_LEARNER

WWUD if she were ported into Nethack?

Drink until vomiting or death achieved.

WWUD if forced to live a life of sub-mediocrity?
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