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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 309278 times)

Merlota

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8685 on: May 13, 2017, 10:52:04 pm »

Direct them down the magma hallway.

WWUD if one adventurer showed up looking for a dusty artifact ring?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8686 on: May 14, 2017, 05:13:15 pm »

Direct them down the magma hallway.
WWUD if he embarked on a site with no ore?
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Trying to steal alcohol from dwarves is similar to getting between a mother bear and her cubs.
The difference is that the mother bear is safer to mess with.
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8687 on: May 14, 2017, 05:43:17 pm »

Urist cancels Dig: Breached HFS (on accident)

EDIT: Forgot question

WWUD with a pocket full of HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8688 on: May 15, 2017, 02:53:19 am »

Put the HFS in a mug and drink.

WWUD if one adventurer showed up looking for a dusty artifact ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8689 on: May 15, 2017, 08:39:39 am »

Direct them down the magma volcano.

WWUD if he had to retrieve a !dusty artifact ring! from the bottom of a volcano.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8690 on: May 15, 2017, 06:04:18 pm »

Cast lots of obsidian, cause the universe to crash

WWUD with a dusty magic ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8691 on: May 15, 2017, 06:08:39 pm »

Urist McPossessed Cancels Sanity: Possessed by Evil Ring

WWUD with Bilbo's Ring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8692 on: May 16, 2017, 01:54:35 am »

Gandalf: You must make a perilous journey to mount doom!
Urist: Dude. We have a volcano right here. We use it for fountains and barbecues and stuff.
Gandalf: I may have over thought this.
--The End--

WWUD if Sauron invaded because it took longer than 5 years for someone to get up off their lazy bottom and actually "dump item - gold ring"?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8693 on: May 16, 2017, 09:51:02 am »

Embrace what is obviously an incarnation of Armok and grant him a ring. Sauron is content, and leaves. However, to grant Sauron/Armok a feast of blood, Urist also lets the Elves know just how many trees Sauron's buddy in Isengard cut down. Cue big battle. Sauron falls, because Urist - being a thick headed Dwarf - gave him the wrong ring.

WWUD if the triumphant Elves wanted to celebrate their victory at the Mountainhome?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8694 on: May 16, 2017, 09:55:56 am »

Elves cancel victory, being set on fire.
WWUD if he was a Planeswalker?

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8695 on: May 19, 2017, 08:32:14 pm »

"OY! PISS OFF, YA NOT GETTIN' ANY ARTIFACTS, YA HEAR?!"

(WARNING: LONG WWUD QUESTION AHEAD. READ CAREFULLY!)

WWUD if he permanently became a previous Urist via magic? (As in, that one version who got visions when he blacked out, became an elf, formed a monastery, turned back into a dwarf, formed a new fort with 6 other survivors after their old fort got destroyed, got his hands bit off by an alligator, got magic metal hands, slaughtered elves and badger men, ascended to become Armok, had god-children, lost his Armokhood, got it back, traveled throughout the known Multiverse, returned to his world 2000 years in the future, and finally died by falling into a well.)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8696 on: May 21, 2017, 10:54:41 am »

Immediately destroy all wells in the immediate vicinity while cackling gleefully.

WWUD if attacked by undead badgers?
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The difference is that the mother bear is safer to mess with.
Damnit Rethi leave me alone

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8697 on: May 21, 2017, 10:57:13 am »

Use his magic metal hands to pulverize them.

What would Armok-Urist (That is what I am calling this version of Urist) do if he ended up fighting a skinless humanoid jackal demon one on one?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8698 on: May 21, 2017, 11:00:29 am »

Rip out a single essential artery and the run away.

Skin is necessary, fool!


WWUD with the skin of a skinless demon?
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Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8699 on: May 21, 2017, 11:01:57 am »

Make it into a coat.

What would Armok-Urist do in Rick and Morty?
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