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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637076 times)

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8670 on: May 21, 2017, 10:57:13 am »
Use his magic metal hands to pulverize them.

What would Armok-Urist (That is what I am calling this version of Urist) do if he ended up fighting a skinless humanoid jackal demon one on one?
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Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8671 on: May 21, 2017, 11:00:29 am »
Rip out a single essential artery and the run away.

Skin is necessary, fool!


WWUD with the skin of a skinless demon?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

Asin

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8672 on: May 21, 2017, 11:01:57 am »
Make it into a coat.

What would Armok-Urist do in Rick and Morty?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8673 on: May 21, 2017, 02:07:56 pm »
Pour magma on a fleeb, of course.

WWUD if he was a tavernkeeper?
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In the end, the winner is the one with the most snake venom.

Madman198237

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8674 on: May 21, 2017, 02:26:17 pm »
Urist cancels Keep Tavern: Target unconscious
Olith McSwordHuman has been found dead, liver failure.
Kobold McSneakThief has been found dead, drunken brawl.

WWUD in a library brawl?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8675 on: May 21, 2017, 03:45:13 pm »
Grab the book of life and death and hit dwarfs with it.

WWUD with his new literate zombie army?
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klefenz

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8676 on: May 21, 2017, 11:15:57 pm »
Write many books about the reproductive behaviors of snails.

WWUD if he was riding a giant snail and came across a salt desert?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8677 on: May 21, 2017, 11:26:16 pm »
Explode from not kniowing how to actually ride anything.

WWUD if he was transmuted into a giant slug?
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Romeofalling

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8678 on: May 22, 2017, 12:17:12 am »
Cancel task: looking for infant.

WWUD if he was instructed to dig ramps into an aquifer?
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Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8679 on: May 22, 2017, 06:45:14 am »
He'd probably do it. And then drown. And then become reanimated by an evil cloud. And then go on a murderous rampage.
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8680 on: May 22, 2017, 09:58:31 am »
Since he couldn't figure out anything else to do, he re creates the univers, and seven dwarves, under the warm fiery watch of Urist - Armok, go to build a new Fortress, called firedoom...
Wwud then?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8681 on: May 22, 2017, 07:53:39 pm »
Accidently kill a cat through alcohol poisoning.
WWUD with an actual glass cannon?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8682 on: May 22, 2017, 08:21:28 pm »
This is the mangled corpse of Urist McDumb. It has a coating of fine ash. It has a coating of finely minced Urist McDumb's blood. It is missing all appendages.


WWUD with large amounts of gunpowder?
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

Rethi-Eli

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8683 on: May 22, 2017, 10:12:35 pm »
Ops, sorry for not adding a WWUD.

He'd probably dump it in magma for the resulting firestorm, assuming that large amount means 3 giant sperm whales and a giant in weight.

WWUD if his beard burned off?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #8684 on: May 24, 2017, 05:53:53 am »
Die.
What would Urist Armok if he was bored with this new world he had created?
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