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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 403328 times)

mightymushroom

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9015 on: May 29, 2018, 02:04:33 pm »

He would make it through the working day with one less tantrum.

WWUD if a careless overseer dumped his flask of infinite alcohol down the Forgotten Beast's feeding chute?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9016 on: May 29, 2018, 02:08:07 pm »

Follow the flask, and kill the FB.

WWUD if the FB is made of adamantium?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9017 on: May 29, 2018, 03:20:54 pm »

Release the MAAAAAAGMA!

What if he met the Overseer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9018 on: May 29, 2018, 05:37:15 pm »

Blame me for not noticing that he climbed into a tree for no good reason and went unnoticed for two months.

Wwud if he worked in the customer service industry
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9019 on: June 04, 2018, 05:56:58 pm »

"Urist McDwarfface has gone stark raving mad!"

WWUD if he had a meeting with his boss?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9020 on: June 05, 2018, 09:40:37 am »

Follow her home and quietly watch her sleep while waiting.

What would Urist do if he was stranded on a desert island with nothing but a wooden training axe and 500 copper coins?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9021 on: June 06, 2018, 05:08:07 am »

He'd complain about the lack of alcohol and food for awhile then die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was stranded on a glacier.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9022 on: June 06, 2018, 01:43:53 pm »

He'd complain about the lack of alcohol and food for awhile then die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was stranded in the HFS with a quantum stockpile filled with food and alcohol?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9023 on: June 06, 2018, 03:10:07 pm »

He would overcome all expectations and murder everything with his bare hands.
Then go crazy due to a fey mood and die of dehydration.

WWUD if he was trapped in a totally adequate dwarven society with all his needs met?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9024 on: June 06, 2018, 07:19:10 pm »

Throw a tantrum because he saw a dead cat and for the first time in centuries actually cared about this. Punch the legendary armorsmith in the head killing him instantly.

WWUD with a bunch of perverts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9025 on: June 08, 2018, 11:52:27 am »

He'd become a scholar and write a book called "Do You Know Reproduction?"

WWUD is his XXsocksXX rotted?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9026 on: June 08, 2018, 08:50:36 pm »

Memorialize them with a slab.

WWUD with a ☼candy sock☼?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9027 on: June 09, 2018, 05:06:57 am »

Frame it behind glass and not let anyone touch their "precious", burbling insanity while staring gleefully for hours and days. Eventually they begin to believe it's truly candy and try to eat it. They choke and die, still clutching a half-eaten divine treasure that was once worn on the feet of ancient dwarven kings.

WWUD if Armok spoke to them?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9028 on: June 09, 2018, 08:37:23 pm »

Be sad, because armok is yelling degrading obscenities at urist for being such a worthless little beard shaving elf's whore.

Wwud if armok was pleased for a change?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9029 on: June 10, 2018, 02:32:58 am »

He'd panic as armok being pleased means something bad is going to happen.

WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
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