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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 450792 times)

fishboyliam

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9030 on: June 10, 2018, 07:31:54 pm »

He'd panic as armok being pleased means something bad is going to happen.

WWUD if armok unleashed all the clowns on the surface world.
Break out the candy socks.

WWUD if he was overcome with a fey mood amidst the crisis?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9031 on: June 12, 2018, 12:51:40 pm »

Make a artifact sword, Al la The Hamlet of Tyranny.

What Would Urist Name this artifact, and what material would it be made of?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9032 on: June 13, 2018, 11:07:36 pm »

Dyed Wool, obviously.

Sorry, quick edit as I didn't answer the whole thing first time (Armok please forgive me!)

It would be named The Slayer of Clowns, and of course... be utterly useless in the epic struggle.

WWUD if the overseer gave that Dyed Wool Sword to the militia Champion instead of letting the creator keep it?
« Last Edit: June 14, 2018, 03:41:44 am by acomposerofdreams »
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9033 on: July 21, 2018, 04:05:01 pm »

Kill the overseer and than dance

WWUD if he's a vampire necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9034 on: July 21, 2018, 06:14:41 pm »

He’d get locked inside a bizarre contraption and be forced to make undead bacon for all eternity. He never gets to taste a single drop of blood.

WWUD if he was just a normal guy, but the undead mysteriously ignored him.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9035 on: July 21, 2018, 07:29:00 pm »

Be drafted and sent to assassinate a necromancer.

WWUD if he can summon **Candy** whenever he wants?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9036 on: July 21, 2018, 08:08:48 pm »

Summon it in his mouth because he thought it was actual candy. Suffocate.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9037 on: July 22, 2018, 12:04:37 am »

Urist, feeling the need for some abstract thinking, visits his local library.

WWUD if he's a forgotten beast vampire necromancer?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9038 on: July 22, 2018, 12:08:21 am »

Destroy the world (Crash the game)

What would Urist do if he was lonely?
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tussock

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9039 on: July 22, 2018, 03:53:26 am »

Take up full time individual combat training until he was both upset and skilled enough to murder all his friends in one tantrum.

WWUD if he got appointed boss?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9040 on: July 22, 2018, 11:58:12 am »

Become a vampire so he can be the boss PERMENANTLY


WWUD if cave blob fluid caused severe systemic necrosis?
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Jbehler64

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9041 on: July 22, 2018, 09:26:49 pm »

All of this, but with a beard:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXX73HEXXs

WWUD if he married a werebeast?
« Last Edit: July 22, 2018, 09:38:18 pm by Jbehler64 »
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Sir Elventide

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9042 on: July 23, 2018, 11:17:27 pm »

Likely drink so much alcohol that his spouse appears the same to him even when they change into their form.

WWUD if a new sub-species of dwarves appeared that happened to be non-alcoholics?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9043 on: July 24, 2018, 10:33:12 am »

Shove alcohol into the non-alcoholic dwarves' mouths.


WWUD if his blood was cave blob fluid?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9044 on: July 24, 2018, 07:53:21 pm »

He would never notice this as he never was in the army and died of old age.

WWUD if he died of old age.
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