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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 427188 times)

PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9045 on: July 24, 2018, 08:13:32 pm »

Wait patiently for the myth and magic release so he can actually HAVE an afterlife.

WWUD if a particularly friendly voracious cave crawler started following him around.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9046 on: July 25, 2018, 04:50:22 am »

Use it to kill goblins elves ANYTHING he doesn't like. By using it like a whip and hitting people with the thing's mouth.



WWUD if his blood is cave blob fluid that effects the whole body and is more severe (and he's only immune to the lethal lung-blistering)?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9047 on: July 25, 2018, 03:02:43 pm »

Become stark raving mad at the horror of his existence.

WWUD if everyone turned into dwarves?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9048 on: July 26, 2018, 05:17:34 pm »

Wonder about the ex-elves.

WWUD if he became an imperial storm trooper?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9049 on: July 26, 2018, 08:42:50 pm »

Urist cancels Shoot Rebels: No ammunition.

WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9050 on: July 26, 2018, 10:19:47 pm »

WWUD in the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy?
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WWUD with elf rebel scum?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9051 on: August 02, 2018, 06:13:50 pm »

Yoda, Legendary Jedi Knight: Do, or do not, there is no try.
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WWUD if he found Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9052 on: August 02, 2018, 06:15:40 pm »

Kill this obvious impostor and pretender to the throne of Armok.

WWUD with Jesus's still pure, sinless corpse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9053 on: August 02, 2018, 07:21:45 pm »

Let it rot in the main hallway, despite a clearly marked and empty corpse zone, then start another freaking tantrum spiral over the resulting miasma.
Just like the last one.
Clean up your freaking holy mess Urist, it's not my fault no one in this fortress wants to clean.

But it's a self-fixing problem because Jesus resurrects in 3 days anyway.
Dude is so conscientious I feel bad for atom smashing.

WWUD with Buddha's teachings?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9054 on: August 03, 2018, 01:19:59 am »

Ignore them in favor of immoderation and partying.

WWUD if faced with zombie Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9055 on: August 03, 2018, 05:16:59 am »

Kill it or get horribly murdered.

WWUD if smote for killing zombie Jesus?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9056 on: August 03, 2018, 01:07:30 pm »

Become a vampire that wields a cat-o-nine tails, making engravings about crosses on fire

What would Urist do if Caesar made him a gladiator?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9057 on: August 04, 2018, 02:24:38 pm »

Make a complaint to the mayor, proceed to go on tantrum and murder Caesar, placed in jail for a few months before going back to work.

WWUD if he worked in customer service.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9058 on: August 07, 2018, 02:04:48 pm »

Urist cancels customer service, going on break.

WWUD if he was a beak dog.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9059 on: August 08, 2018, 06:42:56 am »

He'd peck some dwarves to death.

WWUD if he was being killed by a beak dog.
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