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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 407437 times)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9090 on: September 30, 2018, 05:31:20 am »

Urist McGunslinger cancels Hunt - out of Ammo

WWUD if out of Gun-Ammo?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9091 on: September 30, 2018, 05:55:35 am »

Do nothing and just Socialize in the tavern.

WWUD if he was given a stack of bullets for the gun?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9092 on: September 30, 2018, 06:00:55 am »

Drop them on the floor because he has no quiver.

WWUD if the bullets were in bins?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9093 on: September 30, 2018, 10:57:36 am »

Sell them to elves. Elves get mad because the bins are made of wood. Uh oh...
*gunshot noises*

WWUD if he learns chaos magic?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9094 on: October 01, 2018, 01:44:40 pm »

Turn into a dolphin and do the Macarena.

WWUD if he had Excalibur?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9095 on: October 01, 2018, 02:16:10 pm »

Place the artifact sword on a pedestal, of course.

It then becomes a perpetual quest object for adventurers: "If you can take the sword from the magma-trapped madhouse labyrinth yonder, you can be the next king of the humans." "Eh, I'll pass."

What would Kobold-Urist do if he stole Excalibur?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9096 on: October 02, 2018, 01:04:54 am »

Order the humans to give him all their x+alpaca wool thongs+x, etc., and return to the caves as kobold of the month. The sword got stolen by a gray langur on the way back, though.

WWUD if attacked by an Excalibur-wielding monkey?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9097 on: October 02, 2018, 01:07:56 am »

Disarm and kill the monkey with its own sword.

WWUD with the mangled mutilated monkey corpse?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9098 on: October 02, 2018, 01:30:51 am »

Overcome by the horror of both seeing a dead creature and not being able to uphold tradition, Urist goes berserk.

WWUD if another Urist was rampaging through the fort with Excalibur?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9099 on: October 02, 2018, 06:04:09 pm »

Continue hauling Plump Helmet Roasts until the madman takes a swing at him, then punch him in the eye and explode the brain.

WWUD if he just got served a Plump helmet Roast covered in brain matter?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9100 on: October 03, 2018, 06:41:54 am »

Eat it. Get killed by prions because someone modded them in.


WWUD if he's somehow a vampire, necromancer, zombie, and werebeast at the same time?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9101 on: October 10, 2018, 09:28:24 pm »

Finally rid of every last elf before being accidentally constructing a wall around himself while building his dark tower made of the corpses of the elves.

WWUD if an elven king invited him to taste magical elven wine?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9102 on: October 11, 2018, 12:04:12 am »

Drink it. Turn into an elf.


WWUD if he was a thread necromancer?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9103 on: October 11, 2018, 06:44:13 am »

He will ups become an outcast of the power boards. The upper boards, however...
WWUD if he started another necrothreat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9104 on: January 24, 2019, 04:31:27 pm »

Wield a flaming chainsaw.

What Would Urist Do with a grand piano, an anvil, and a safe?
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