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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 407330 times)

Bortness

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9105 on: January 25, 2019, 10:04:09 am »

Put the safe on top of the grand piano, hang the anvil from the ceiling with a *platinum chain*, swing the anvil to strike the safe which then resonates the grand piano cabinet, as the most efficient Dwarven musical instrument that Urist can conceive of given the available items.

He never does figure out what those long white and black levers on the one edge of the piano are for.

WWUD if a goblin snatcher suddenly showed up in the midst of his anvil-safe-piano improv session?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9106 on: January 25, 2019, 10:31:37 am »

Pull the lever and disconnect the *Platinum chain* from the anvil at the very moment that the goblin would be in the anvils flight path.

WWUD it the anvil didn't hit the goblin.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9107 on: January 27, 2019, 09:37:36 am »

Watch as it lands on a fellow dwarf then goes into a fell mood and use the corpse to build a sculpture made of cheese.

WWUD if he finds out that he can manipulate reality itself.
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9108 on: January 29, 2019, 01:21:26 pm »

Go insane and summon cheese wheels

What would Urist do if he's an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9109 on: January 29, 2019, 02:21:04 pm »

Kill himself over his lack of beard.

WWUD if his weapons were made of cheese?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9110 on: January 30, 2019, 07:27:32 am »

During a long battle he'd get hungry and eat them, then promptly get killed because he had no weapons.

WWUD if was a captured by goblins?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9111 on: February 06, 2019, 11:24:07 am »

Kill the goblins, get eaten by a troll.

What would Urist do if the (probably insane) king declared cheese for everyone?
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Bortness

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9112 on: February 07, 2019, 07:49:10 am »

Immediately tantrum and pull the lever that empties the high-pressure river-fed reservoir directly into the top levels of the fortress.

WWUD if he was miraculously flushed to safety during the deluge?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9113 on: February 12, 2019, 03:03:23 pm »

Sit around on the surface whining about the ghosts building up around him.

Wwud if he was appointed baron of a far away fortress?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9114 on: February 13, 2019, 06:48:30 am »

Slowly make his way there, then die of old age as soon as he enters the fortress.

WWUD if a werelama attacked his cat.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9115 on: February 13, 2019, 07:11:14 am »

Urist McDwarf has gone berserk!

WWUD if he bit off a werelama's head while berserk?
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Grand Sage

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9116 on: February 13, 2019, 10:37:34 am »

make a ☼Werelama skull totem☼

wwud if his fort was overrun by his favorit creature. (e.g. Rutherers if urist likes rutherers for there enormous tails)
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9117 on: February 13, 2019, 01:23:45 pm »

Die of happiness.

WWUD if the fort was overrun by least favorite creature?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9118 on: February 14, 2019, 12:21:52 pm »

Go on a tantrum and kill his wife.

WWUD if he were exiled?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9119 on: February 14, 2019, 08:38:41 pm »

« Last Edit: February 14, 2019, 08:41:41 pm by pikachu17 »
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