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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 406665 times)

Vann

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9135 on: February 24, 2019, 06:21:01 am »

He would learn the secrets of necromancy to revive that fellow, just to be able to slay him again with that mug.

WWUD if he was surrounded by a dozen of undead elephants on fire?
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Adragis

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9136 on: February 25, 2019, 05:27:59 am »

Go on break.

WWUD if he couldn't get to the breakroom past the undead elephants?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9137 on: February 25, 2019, 05:39:20 pm »

Drink vampire blood, and then walk past them.

WWUD if he was raised by kobolds.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9138 on: March 03, 2019, 04:27:18 am »

Attempt to steal magma and burn to death horribly.

WWUD if he was raised by elves?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9139 on: March 03, 2019, 06:32:10 am »

He would be killed by dwarves for being an elf.

WWUD if he was raised by dwarves?
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Bohemian Jones

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9140 on: March 03, 2019, 11:22:48 am »

Submerge himself in a bath full of magma.

WWUD if he was raised by plump helmet men?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9141 on: March 03, 2019, 08:45:26 pm »

Be taunted by kobolds for having even worse speaking skills than them.

WWUD if kobold-thrown venomous vermin ended up in his beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9142 on: March 04, 2019, 03:40:05 pm »

Have the most bitchin' beard in town right up until he dies of black mamba venom.

Wwud if there was no work to be done and he already drank the booze?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9143 on: March 04, 2019, 11:34:39 pm »

No more booze? Then there is work to be done!

WWUD if horrific atrocities were performed on him in the object-testing arena?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9144 on: March 07, 2019, 09:21:10 pm »

Shout: "I have been wounded! I feel no terror!"

WWUD if he was ordered to build a wall?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9145 on: March 08, 2019, 09:10:20 am »

He'd make sure that he's on the wrong side when its finished, which would guarantee that he'd be killed by a forgotten beast.

WWUD if a dwarf was killed by a forgotten beast after he walled himself in with it.
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9146 on: March 08, 2019, 12:56:10 pm »

Be that dwarf.

WWUD if he was killed by an FB?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9147 on: March 09, 2019, 09:08:49 pm »

Fail to complete the wall he was ordered to construct to keep ot out.

Wwud if the fb was already inside the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9148 on: March 11, 2019, 02:03:44 pm »

Cut FB's heart out and eat it. Die because of being covered in deadly blood.

WWUD if someone tried to eat a FB's heart?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9149 on: March 15, 2019, 10:28:55 am »

Watch the dwarf die and feel nothing as he does so.

WWUD if yiu let him design your latest Mega Project?
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