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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 374067 times)

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9180 on: March 19, 2019, 01:34:30 pm »

Die.

WWUD if dead?
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pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9181 on: March 19, 2019, 01:49:08 pm »

Attack other dwarves for their brains.

WWUD if other dwarves objected to eating their brains?

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9182 on: March 19, 2019, 03:43:10 pm »

Eat elf brains instead.

WWUD if he realized that eating brains makes him a cannibal, like an elf?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9183 on: March 20, 2019, 02:24:00 am »

He'd stop caring because he's a zombie.

WWUD if zombie dwarves showed up at his fort.
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9184 on: March 22, 2019, 08:53:06 pm »

Die.
WWUD do if dead again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9185 on: March 24, 2019, 08:25:55 am »

Die.
WWUD do if dead again?

Decay, causing a miasma that makes Tholtig stab her prized cow.


WWUD if he saw the king with an adamantine sock?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9186 on: March 24, 2019, 08:36:16 pm »

Eat the sock and die.

WWUD if dead yet again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9187 on: March 24, 2019, 10:28:03 pm »

Urist Mc(zombie)3 looks for some (zombie)2 brains to eat.

WWUD if he saw a bad math joke?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9188 on: March 25, 2019, 02:26:01 am »

He wouldn't get it.

WWUD if he knew what math was?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9189 on: March 25, 2019, 02:41:31 am »

He would get a Strange Mood, the end result of which is a mathematical reference work that would serve as the basis for many fields of mathematical study, even centuries later.

WWUD if he was aware that he's being talked about by strangers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9190 on: April 11, 2019, 05:48:42 pm »

"I heard Doren Bootmouth tell the story of my getting stuck in a tree in 153. I don't care one way or the other."

What would Urist do if stuck in a tree?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9191 on: April 12, 2019, 01:51:56 pm »

Starve to death.

WWUD do if dead in a tree?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9192 on: April 13, 2019, 03:41:39 pm »

He would haunt the tree because he wasn't put to rest properly.

WWUD if he was a ghost that haunted a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9193 on: April 14, 2019, 10:55:55 am »

Die of old age.

WWUD if surrounded by hoary marmots?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9194 on: April 14, 2019, 07:18:58 pm »

Be terrified, and be depicted later by some vengeful figurine crafter.

WWUD if he knew about this craftsdwarf depicting him this way?
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