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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 402483 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9150 on: March 15, 2019, 01:16:43 pm »

Make it a megabrewery.

WWUD for a klondike bar?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9151 on: March 16, 2019, 08:28:45 am »

He'd kill a dwarf and eat his socks for one.

WWUD if a dwarf killed a dwarf and ate his socks?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9152 on: March 17, 2019, 10:46:16 pm »

He'd get a Klondike bar.

WWUD if he had diabetes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9153 on: March 19, 2019, 01:34:30 pm »

Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9154 on: March 19, 2019, 01:49:08 pm »

Attack other dwarves for their brains.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9155 on: March 19, 2019, 03:43:10 pm »

Eat elf brains instead.

WWUD if he realized that eating brains makes him a cannibal, like an elf?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9156 on: March 20, 2019, 02:24:00 am »

He'd stop caring because he's a zombie.

WWUD if zombie dwarves showed up at his fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9157 on: March 22, 2019, 08:53:06 pm »

Die.
WWUD do if dead again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9158 on: March 24, 2019, 08:25:55 am »

Die.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9159 on: March 24, 2019, 08:36:16 pm »

Eat the sock and die.

WWUD if dead yet again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9160 on: March 24, 2019, 10:28:03 pm »

Urist Mc(zombie)3 looks for some (zombie)2 brains to eat.

WWUD if he saw a bad math joke?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9161 on: March 25, 2019, 02:26:01 am »

He wouldn't get it.

WWUD if he knew what math was?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9162 on: March 25, 2019, 02:41:31 am »

He would get a Strange Mood, the end result of which is a mathematical reference work that would serve as the basis for many fields of mathematical study, even centuries later.

WWUD if he was aware that he's being talked about by strangers?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9163 on: April 11, 2019, 05:48:42 pm »

"I heard Doren Bootmouth tell the story of my getting stuck in a tree in 153. I don't care one way or the other."

What would Urist do if stuck in a tree?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9164 on: April 12, 2019, 01:51:56 pm »

Starve to death.

WWUD do if dead in a tree?
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