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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 632947 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9165 on: April 13, 2019, 03:41:39 pm »

He would haunt the tree because he wasn't put to rest properly.

WWUD if he was a ghost that haunted a tree?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9166 on: April 14, 2019, 10:55:55 am »

Die of old age.

WWUD if surrounded by hoary marmots?
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voliol

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9167 on: April 14, 2019, 07:18:58 pm »

Be terrified, and be depicted later by some vengeful figurine crafter.

WWUD if he knew about this craftsdwarf depicting him this way?

Bidyhackier

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9168 on: April 14, 2019, 09:04:22 pm »

Tantrum and murder the craftsdwarf, generating a loyalty cascade







what would other urists do to protect themselves from the chaos?
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lol why is patience the key characteristic to defeating an elephant? I can just imagine years of psychological torture and mind games until one of you just takes their own life.

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9169 on: April 15, 2019, 01:52:19 pm »

Stab people and than die.

WWUD if dead again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9170 on: May 01, 2019, 04:02:54 am »

somehow cause loyalty cascade in necromancer tower
WWUD if plot failed?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9171 on: May 01, 2019, 06:57:10 am »

Be kicked to death by some reanimated legs.

WWUD if he was attacked by squirrel?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9172 on: May 05, 2019, 04:37:42 pm »

Get terrified and run away

WWUD if he learned that he was the only non vampire in the fortress?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9173 on: May 05, 2019, 05:41:52 pm »

Take a nap.

WWUD if given an umbrella?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9174 on: May 05, 2019, 07:57:31 pm »

Realize he likes umbrellas, then proceed to ask for more of them

What would Urnst do if their children started attacking them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9175 on: May 05, 2019, 08:10:54 pm »

Beat them until they lose consciousness, then report them for assault.

WWUD if his children were sentenced to a beating?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9176 on: May 05, 2019, 09:20:42 pm »

Cause a loyalty cascade. Die in the aforementioned loyalty cascade.

WWUD if dead AGAIN?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9177 on: May 05, 2019, 10:39:05 pm »

Get risen by a necromancer and lead a zombie siege

Wwud if nighttime never ended?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9178 on: May 06, 2019, 01:45:17 am »

He wouldn't notice as he has no use for the surface.

WWUD if he was allergic to all kinds of stone?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9179 on: May 06, 2019, 08:52:45 am »

Build his room in clay

What would Unst do if he found himself in a goblin hospital?
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