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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 374629 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9240 on: May 15, 2019, 04:21:04 pm »

Gather as many companions as possible, kill the person who told him to betray his ruler, use a queen in a building to produce 3 cheese per each companion he has, head to the cheese Lord's lair, get his companions to join the Cheese Army, give the cheese to the cheese lord, who then rewards him for his loyalty by having him be the commander of the Cheese Army.

WWUD as commander of the cheese army?
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PlumpHelmetMan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9241 on: May 15, 2019, 09:29:32 pm »

Launch an assault on the cracker goblins and their god-king: the terrible cracker devil (a towering mongoose twisted into humanoid form composed of crackers. Beware its deadly dust!).

WWUD when the cracker goblins start eating their way through the cheese army's shields and weapons (which are also made of cheese)?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9242 on: May 16, 2019, 07:43:53 am »

Set them on fire, the melted cheese would stick to the mouths and stick them to their for
WWTCA when everyone is stuck together?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9243 on: May 16, 2019, 09:02:09 am »

Absorb all the cracker goblins stuck to it, and become the cheese blob.

What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
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Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9244 on: May 16, 2019, 11:17:26 am »

Absorb all the cracker goblins stuck to it, and become the cheese blob.

What Would The Cheese Blob do after it absorbed all the cracker goblins?
Wander around aimlessly until it reaches a civilization to attack

What would the Urists living there do?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9245 on: May 16, 2019, 11:37:26 am »

Die.

WWUD if eaten by a cheese blob?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9246 on: May 16, 2019, 02:17:20 pm »

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Eat it from the inside, its cheese and crackers.

WW a human do if she saw dwarves eating their way out of a cheese blob, who tried to eat them, but they get out...
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9247 on: May 17, 2019, 02:10:18 am »

Ignore it. This shit is normal in dwarven lands.

Wwud with human Interlopers?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9248 on: May 17, 2019, 05:30:08 am »

He'd deny their petitions to join the fortress.

WWUD after he ate all the cheese and crackers from the cheese blob?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9249 on: May 17, 2019, 08:13:55 am »

Sleep since he ate so much that he can't move
WWUD if she got woken up by a group of goblins asking about where their Elf monarch is
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9250 on: May 17, 2019, 09:12:52 am »

Tell them that there can only be one cacame
WWUD if goblins constructs multiple mechanical supercomputers, interlinking them with goblins and demonic forces, and ultimately create a forumspace that conducts academic discourse on their monarch. (while the dwarves creates a massive magma-powered usenet which is utilized in discourse on dwarven politics, (also known as the dorfpol thread).)
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9251 on: May 17, 2019, 10:16:46 am »

Create video games.

WWUD if there was a video game about digging a hole?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9252 on: May 17, 2019, 01:25:13 pm »

Dig it.

Wwud if he realized he was the video game, and reality was actually really boring?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9253 on: May 17, 2019, 03:36:16 pm »

Try to hack reality by enlisting the goblins' help, combining the Usenet and their supercomputer, to take over the computer their world is in, and merging their reality with real reality, with the human's computer acting as the portal between the world's.

What would human do if dwarves, goblins and demons started coming out out of their computer?
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The first time you see this, copy it into your signature on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

Welcome to Practicebanners, Everyone owns everything here, apparently this makes the inhabitants stressed out, but over 10 years of communism and the fort is still here

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9254 on: May 18, 2019, 05:25:59 am »

We'd die, we'd all die.

WWUD do now that he's in our world?
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