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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634353 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9225 on: May 17, 2019, 01:25:13 pm »

Dig it.

Wwud if he realized he was the video game, and reality was actually really boring?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9226 on: May 17, 2019, 03:36:16 pm »

Try to hack reality by enlisting the goblins' help, combining the Usenet and their supercomputer, to take over the computer their world is in, and merging their reality with real reality, with the human's computer acting as the portal between the world's.

What would human do if dwarves, goblins and demons started coming out out of their computer?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9227 on: May 18, 2019, 05:25:59 am »

We'd die, we'd all die.

WWUD do now that he's in our world?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9228 on: May 18, 2019, 07:22:21 am »

We'd die, we'd all die.

WWUD do now that he's in our world?
get harassed by Eric Cartman.

WWUD being harassed by Eric Cartman?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9229 on: May 18, 2019, 07:30:45 am »

Form a grudge against Eric Cartman, and feel loathing after being forced to talk to somebody annoying.

WWUD if he found himself in Yellowstone National Park with six of his comrades?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9230 on: May 18, 2019, 01:19:30 pm »

Get eaten by a pack of wolves.

Wwud if nobody took him seriously because of his scraggly beard?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9231 on: May 18, 2019, 03:26:52 pm »

Dig a hole.

WWUD if he sees an actual clown in the hole?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9232 on: May 18, 2019, 08:11:29 pm »

talk with it, possibly ask it why its face is so pale

WWUD if the "clown" washed off its makeup to reveal a normal human?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9233 on: May 18, 2019, 10:04:41 pm »

Go for his axe because a filthy human has infiltrated his fortress.

WWUD when the human throws a pie in his face before he can reach his axe?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9234 on: May 18, 2019, 10:13:38 pm »

Initiate Lethal combat with the human, beating the interloper down with his bare fists!

WWUD if a human instead offered him pie in a friendly, non-ballistic manner?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9235 on: May 18, 2019, 10:53:12 pm »

take the pie

WWUD once he had the pie?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9236 on: May 19, 2019, 12:19:46 am »

Offer it back to the human. At high velocity.

WWUD with an armed, enraged human with impaired vision and sudden-onset diabetes?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9237 on: May 19, 2019, 05:42:19 am »

Impair their vision further by destroying the eyes, and punching the human until it is unconsious

WWUD with an unconsious human?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9238 on: May 19, 2019, 05:46:17 am »

Diagnose the human with severe lung necrosis, and surgically remove the offending organs.

WWUD with a water cooler full of live bees?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9239 on: May 19, 2019, 06:36:35 am »

Get a nice refreshing mug of bees.

WWUD with a mug filled with bees?
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