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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 638435 times)

Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9300 on: June 04, 2019, 06:47:44 pm »
pull the lever and shut the fort

WWUD if getting bored in a shut up fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9301 on: June 04, 2019, 07:49:47 pm »
Perform

WWUD if the zombies stopped to listen to the performance?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9302 on: June 04, 2019, 10:07:23 pm »
Flip out, flee in terror, and die messily.

WWUD if he was the last dwarf standing-- a legendary Axe Lord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9303 on: June 05, 2019, 07:32:35 am »
Migrate to a new fortress
WWUD at a new fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9304 on: June 05, 2019, 07:34:54 am »
Get a job in the military then die to an infection a year later.

WWUD with the corpse of the legendary axe lord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9305 on: June 05, 2019, 07:39:21 am »
Make a tomb for him

WWUD after the corpse is buried?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9306 on: June 05, 2019, 07:43:05 am »
Knock it down five years later to make room for a magma-pumping apparatus, inadvertently releasing Urist McAxelord's vengeful ghost in the process.

WWUD do if he was the murderous ghost of an axelord?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9307 on: June 05, 2019, 09:27:37 am »
Failcannon without waiting for the Faillever.

WWUD if told to build a suicide doomsday device?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9308 on: June 05, 2019, 10:27:40 am »
Make a drill that immediately unleashes the HFS if activated.

WWUD if someone activated the drill?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9309 on: June 05, 2019, 12:22:54 pm »
Go on break.

WWUD do if a nearby fort was overrun by HFS?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9310 on: June 06, 2019, 04:28:53 am »
Nothing because its not his problem until the clowns show up at his fort.

WWUD when the clowns arrive at his fort?
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Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9311 on: June 10, 2019, 10:13:16 pm »
Suddenly become a legendary+10 marksdwarf, equipped with an artifact adamantine crossbow.
....and fail at defending the fort.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9312 on: June 12, 2019, 04:56:49 am »
WWUD after failing to find any bolts because the overseer made arrows instead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9313 on: June 12, 2019, 11:58:54 am »
Die.

WWUD in the Dwarven afterlife?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9314 on: June 12, 2019, 06:32:29 pm »
Die. Somehow. He'll find a way.

WWUD do in the dwarven after-afterlife?
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