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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634225 times)

Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9315 on: June 12, 2019, 06:41:25 pm »

Die. Somehow. He'll find a way.

WWUD do in the dwarven after-afterlife?
Decide he needs to go deeper.

WWUD in the after-after-after-after-afterlife, after "after" has stopped looking like an aftual word?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9316 on: June 12, 2019, 06:56:05 pm »

Go into a fey mood, and demand heavenly clouds.

WWUD if his after-after-after-after-afterlife buddy needed heavenly clouds for a strange mood?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9317 on: June 12, 2019, 07:07:41 pm »

Steal them from a cloud vendor, then find a workbench somewhere that allows cloudcrafts, the craft a Heavenly Clud Amulet with a picture of a heavenly cloud menacing with spikes of heavenly cloud, which he calls the Amulet of Clouds.

WWUD with his new amulet?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9318 on: June 12, 2019, 07:50:51 pm »

Gather all the fellow dwarven souls under his rule, and make the amulet into a symbol of authority.

WWUD when he finds his amulet stolen?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9319 on: June 12, 2019, 07:57:04 pm »

Track down the elven thieves who stole it, then use it to summon thunderclouds over the elves, sending their trees to the after(*6)life.

WWUD if the elves sent an angry diplomat with a sternly-worded +hemp letter+?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

MadMonkey

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9320 on: June 12, 2019, 07:59:58 pm »

Pretend to be to busy to hold a meeting with elf diplomat indefinitely.

WWUD to look busy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9321 on: June 12, 2019, 08:10:20 pm »

Attempt to find paper to write nonsense on

WWUD if the diplomat saw he was writing nonsense and insisted Urist hold a meeting?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9322 on: June 12, 2019, 08:54:58 pm »

Spill a bucket of leeches at his feet and stroll away while the diplomat tries to get past without killing them.

WWUD to avoid the diplomat?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9323 on: June 12, 2019, 09:01:24 pm »

Climb a tree, only to remember too late that elves live in trees more or less.

WWUD if stuck in a tree with an elf diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9324 on: June 12, 2019, 09:54:57 pm »

Absolutely nothing. Surely the diplomat wouldn't expect Urist to conduct a meeting outside his official meeting office!

WWUD if tasked with chopping the tree down from under the mayor?
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Bumber

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9325 on: June 12, 2019, 10:43:30 pm »

Chop the tree down causing the death of himself, the mayor, and the diplomat. Instead of being sent to the after-after-after-after-after-afterlife, Armok gets fed up and brings them back to life.

WWUD with a newly-resurrected mayor and elven diplomat?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9326 on: June 13, 2019, 07:22:47 am »

Make them have an unfortunate accident.

WWUD with the dead bodies of the mayor and a elven diplomat?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9327 on: June 13, 2019, 04:03:04 pm »

Nothing, they've already melted in magma.

WWUD if the overseer tried to convict them for a crime anyways?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9328 on: June 14, 2019, 12:51:33 pm »

Get beaten, throw a tantrum, beat the legendary weaponsmith to death and cause the legendary metalsmith to go over the edge and throw tantrums too. Then go melancholy himself. By the way, Urist happened to be the only dwarf with more than adequate engraving skill, so now all the new engravings will suck.

Wwud with no skills whatsoever?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9329 on: June 14, 2019, 03:40:44 pm »

Eat a masterwork !!elf spleen biscuits!!.

WWUD if he got explosive diarrhea from the biscuits?
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