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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634153 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9330 on: June 15, 2019, 04:52:45 am »

He'd create a masterwork diarrhea lake.

WWUD with a lake of diarrhea?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9331 on: June 19, 2019, 05:44:35 am »

Goblin army cancels invade: Ewwwww

WWUD now that he's a decorated war hero?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9332 on: June 29, 2019, 02:30:25 am »

Defecate more, therefore resulting in a prison sentence.
WWUD if in prison
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9333 on: June 29, 2019, 07:17:34 am »

Drink all the booze.

WWUD if no booze left and he's still in prison?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9334 on: June 29, 2019, 07:47:57 am »

Drink the wall
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Pvt. Pirate

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9335 on: June 29, 2019, 06:21:38 pm »

Drink the wall
Wwud if drinking a wall?
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WWUD with those bricks?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9336 on: June 30, 2019, 10:32:18 am »

Rebuild the wall he just drank.

WWUD to get out of prison?
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UristMcVampire

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9337 on: June 30, 2019, 07:55:36 pm »

Drink the other walls.

WWUD if there are no more walls to drink?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9338 on: June 30, 2019, 08:05:12 pm »

Drink the floors.

WWUD if he found himself in a wall-less fort with some weird dwarf drinking all the floors one z-level at a time?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9339 on: June 30, 2019, 08:11:44 pm »

Call the Hammerer

WWUD if the Hammerer was sent to a raid?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9340 on: July 01, 2019, 04:20:24 am »

He wouldn't be in the fort to stop the dwarf that was drinking it.

WWUD if the Hammerer was gone and the dwarf was still drinking the fort?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9341 on: July 01, 2019, 11:42:03 am »

Die due to inevitable collapse of trees on the surface.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9342 on: July 01, 2019, 03:20:49 pm »

Drink the rocks.

WWUD if he drank himself into the HFS?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9343 on: July 01, 2019, 05:21:25 pm »

Urist drinks HFS.

WWUD now that he's basicly doomguy?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9344 on: July 01, 2019, 05:43:38 pm »

Drink the real doomguy.

WWUD as real doomguy?
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