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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634294 times)

Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9360 on: July 04, 2019, 06:20:13 am »

Wander aimlessly until discovering an ant man colony
WWUD upon discovering an ant man colony?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9361 on: July 04, 2019, 09:03:36 am »

Be eaten because they weren't antmen, they were aliens.

WWUD if Urist was an alien antman?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9362 on: July 04, 2019, 11:53:04 am »

Create a band by the name of Alien Ant Farm, do a cover of Smooth Criminal.

WWUD if the other antmen turned to criminal behavior and stole the crystal mug that he got from a dwarf he ate?
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9363 on: July 05, 2019, 12:05:17 pm »

He'd go berserk with rage and kill his fellow alien antmen and take back the mug.

WWUD now that he's killed his fellow alien antmen and took back the mug?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9364 on: July 05, 2019, 11:01:06 pm »

Crawl inside it, and drink himself.

WWUD if confronted by a badger?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9365 on: July 06, 2019, 01:18:08 am »

Offer it mushrooms.

WWUD if a snake showed up?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9366 on: July 06, 2019, 03:00:51 am »

Strangle it, and kill his enemies with its corpse.

WWUD after he killed people with a dead snake?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9367 on: July 06, 2019, 09:38:21 am »

Invent jump roping.

WWUD if his game became popular?
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9368 on: July 06, 2019, 10:43:58 pm »

Throw a tantrum, because elves turn out to be way better at his game than any dwarves, including himself.

Wwud with a handful of sand?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9369 on: July 06, 2019, 10:46:42 pm »

Mistake it for seeds and begin planting the grains

WWUD wondering why his plants don’t grow?

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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9370 on: July 07, 2019, 02:26:36 am »

Throw a tantrum and kill the legendary weaponsmith.

WWUD after he calmed down and realized that he had killed his friend the legendary weaponsmith?
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9371 on: July 07, 2019, 10:54:07 am »

Become even more unhappy. Throw more tantrums.

WWUD if other-Urist stormed into his room throwing a tantrum?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9372 on: July 07, 2019, 01:02:22 pm »

Throw books at him
WWUD if the books didn’t do anything to the assailant?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9373 on: July 07, 2019, 11:49:03 pm »

Be decapitated, because the assailant was a disgruntled legendary axedwarf.

Wwud with a porn magazine?
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I make Spellcrafts!
I have no idea where anything is. I have no idea what anything does. This is not merely a madhouse designed by a madman, but a madhouse designed by many madmen, each with an intense hatred for the previous madman's unique flavour of madness.

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9374 on: July 08, 2019, 03:34:16 pm »

He'd go study it...  for the articles and not the pictures, definitely not the pictures.

WWUD if he found an Urist "Studying" the porno magazine?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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