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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637099 times)

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9375 on: July 12, 2019, 07:40:07 am »
Given that the entire thing is in ASCII, Urist decides that Urist really is reading it for the articles.

WWUD if one of the articles in the magazine concerned the secrets of life and death?
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Superdorf

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9376 on: July 12, 2019, 07:54:50 am »
Pick up his corpse hauling job a few hours later. Be interrupted by buzzards. Reanimate the entire corpse pile.

WWUD if surrounded by hostile skelegobs of his own making?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9377 on: August 25, 2019, 11:47:29 am »
Drink the skelegobs somehow.

WWUD after drinking skelegobs?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9378 on: August 26, 2019, 12:57:35 am »
Have a terrible time peeing out bones.

WWUD if he saw Urist pissing bones?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9379 on: August 26, 2019, 01:09:49 am »
Run away and get lost in the forest
WWUD if lost in a forest?
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MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9380 on: August 26, 2019, 11:08:48 am »
Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9381 on: August 26, 2019, 04:48:49 pm »
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"dwarves are by definition alcohol powered parasitic beards, which will cling to small caveadapt humanoids." (Chaia)

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9382 on: August 30, 2019, 05:32:10 am »
Tried to think a little to not come up with obvious ones...

What would Urist do if the elves have domesticated dragons...
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9383 on: August 30, 2019, 05:41:04 am »
Burn to death because he cut down to many trees.

WWUD if the elves were using dragons to burn the fort down?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9384 on: August 30, 2019, 08:32:11 am »
Pull the magma lever.

WWUD do if the fortress courtyard was full of angry dragons swimming in a flood of magma?
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Quote from: Toady One on March 02, 2019, 10:33:31 pm
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9385 on: August 30, 2019, 08:51:27 am »
Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9386 on: August 30, 2019, 09:48:20 am »
Quote from: MachoNacho on August 30, 2019, 08:51:27 am
Die.

WWUD if dead?
damn deja vue...

WWUD after twice damning deja vue?
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A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9387 on: August 30, 2019, 11:11:06 am »
Die.

WWUD if dead?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9388 on: August 30, 2019, 01:07:02 pm »
Find Deja Vue and kill them
WWUD after killing Deja Vue?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9389 on: August 31, 2019, 03:16:17 am »
He'd be horrified by the fact that Deja Vue died and throw a tantrum.

WWUD if he threw a tantrum?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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