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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634429 times)

pikachu17

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9465 on: September 13, 2019, 03:40:05 pm »

Kill and eat him, as is the theme of this island.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9466 on: September 13, 2019, 04:12:03 pm »

WWUD if the ocean froze over at night, ending her isolation?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9467 on: September 13, 2019, 06:19:24 pm »

Stay on the island, as its the only home she knows now.

WWUD if a trade caravan came over the frozen ocean to her island?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9468 on: September 14, 2019, 06:54:21 am »

Watch it be frozen solid by a spontaneously rising iceberg.

WWUD when the ice thawed in the morning and littered the beach with trade goods?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9469 on: September 14, 2019, 04:21:41 pm »

Put on all wearable trade goods.

WWUD if she saw a boat?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9470 on: September 14, 2019, 11:52:54 pm »

Urist points out that the boat isn't connected to the ground by a construction or a natural wall. It promptly collapses to the ocean floor.

WWUD if a coyote showed up with an anvil?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9471 on: September 15, 2019, 01:08:13 am »

Release a caged kea to steal the anvil.

WWUD if the kea tried to steal her coconut crab instead?
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Reading his name would trigger it. Thinking of him would trigger it. No other circumstances would trigger it- it was strictly related to the concept of Bill Clinton entering the conscious mind.

THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

A wizard has turned you into a wagon. This was inevitable (Y/y)?

MachoNacho

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9472 on: September 15, 2019, 11:04:26 am »

Take the crab and eat the crab.

WWUD if donuts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9473 on: September 15, 2019, 12:19:22 pm »

Devour them, then hold the human caravan hostage until they agree to bring more.

Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9474 on: September 15, 2019, 02:56:03 pm »

Devour them, then hold the human caravan hostage until they agree to bring more.

Wwud if the humans didn't come back with more donuts?
Eat the humans.

WWUD if he saw another Urist eating 10 ☼masterwork human meat roasts☼?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9475 on: September 16, 2019, 12:09:35 am »

He'd beat up the other Urist and take the ☼Human meat roast☼ so he could eat it.

WWUD after eating a ☼Human meat roast☼?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9476 on: September 16, 2019, 04:50:48 pm »

Wish he had donuts.
WWUD if he hears a rumour of Donuts in the nearby vault full of Quadrapod steel angels?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9477 on: September 16, 2019, 05:02:26 pm »

Thank Armok they're not steel blobs.

WWUD if a winged blob made of steel with webs attacked the fortress he is in?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9478 on: September 17, 2019, 02:56:37 am »

Urist pulls the lever to open the caverns and release all 50 of the forgotten beasts that have been building up down there.

WWUD if the winged blob killed all 50?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9479 on: September 17, 2019, 03:24:35 am »

He'd also be killed by the blob.

WWUD if dead?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?
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