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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 636948 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9480 on: September 17, 2019, 02:52:56 pm »
Nothing, because he was buried properly for a change.

Wwud if someone invaded his personal space?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9481 on: September 17, 2019, 03:29:22 pm »
Nothing.

WWUD If he was interrupted by a giant beetle while making booze?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9482 on: September 17, 2019, 03:32:25 pm »
Throw an empty barrel at the beetle, starting a fight

WWUD while fighting a Giant Beetle?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9483 on: September 17, 2019, 03:53:53 pm »
Kill it single handedly with nothing but broken bits of barrel, then run away screaming because he saw an evil Squirrel.

WWUD if the Squirrel wouldn’t stop chasing him?
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Naturegirl1999

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9484 on: September 17, 2019, 04:10:09 pm »
Run into the caves hoping Crundles gang up on the squirrel
WWUD when he realizes that the Crundles are going to kill him when they are done with the squirrel?
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Urist McUristUrist

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9485 on: September 17, 2019, 04:49:35 pm »
Proceed with the plan.

WWUD Once in the caves?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9486 on: September 17, 2019, 09:57:06 pm »
Get the crundles to attack the evil squirrel.

WWUD while the crundles were attacking the evil squirrel?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9487 on: September 17, 2019, 10:30:47 pm »
Run in circles screaming. Get far enough away to regain senses, and attempt to sneak back to the entrance. Spot the squirrel again. Run in circles screaming.

WWUD if caught in an endless circle of squirrel?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9488 on: September 17, 2019, 10:45:04 pm »
The overseer gets sick of Urist's job cancellation spam and sends the entire military to kill the squirrel. He also changes Urist's name to something insulting.

What would Urist McButcher do with 50 hacked apart squirrel bits?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9489 on: September 18, 2019, 09:55:45 am »
Give them to Urist McChef

WWUD if the chef made Planepacked in roast form?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9490 on: September 18, 2019, 09:58:33 am »
Eat it and become Artifact Urist.

WWUD if now a god?
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Imic

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9491 on: September 19, 2019, 02:20:36 am »
Question his existence. Question his purpose. All he has ever done is live in a series of Fortresses, each coming to it’s own sticky end. All have been different from one another, but every single one was also the same as the last. The wheel, ever turning, goes forward, uncountable trillions of Dwarves just like himself live and die in the blink of an eye at the cruel whim of Armok. Why? Why is this? Why does this have to be? Why must the Dwarves live in such untold suffering, dying infinite times only to come back into infinite bodies? The true extent of the universe slowly becomes clear to him, as he sees the truth: Not just Dwarves. Everything. Everyone. Humans, Aliens, Universes as big as infinity andas small as a single world. Every Species that ever was and ever will be is because of Armok, and as this becomes clear, as everything that ever happened becomes clear, It becomes clear. There is no purpose. There is no point. There is no God. No justice. No greater Good or Greater Bad. Armok is none of these things, and He cares nothing about anything. Nothing will ever happen, and everything will happen.

Urist Óravuz cancels eat squirrel kidney roast: too insane
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9492 on: September 19, 2019, 04:07:16 am »
Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9493 on: September 25, 2019, 06:57:32 pm »
WWUD if he found himself kidnapped by human pirates?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #9494 on: September 25, 2019, 07:03:32 pm »
Quote from: Olith McHuman on September 19, 2019, 04:07:16 am
Ahoy landlubbers! WWUD for talk like a pirate day?
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WWUD if he found himself kidnapped by human pirates?
"Ahoy, fellow pirates. I would like to join ye"
WWUD if they did not accept the offer?
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