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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 451758 times)

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10005 on: May 16, 2020, 11:43:40 pm »

Eat the kobold

WWUD witnessing this unfortunate turn of events?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10006 on: May 17, 2020, 05:24:13 pm »

Question how/why a Koboid ate themself. Find poke balls on the ground, press the buttons releasing the beasts.

What beast did the koboid catch before his demise, other than the goblin and Roc?
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IncompetentFortressMaker

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10007 on: May 17, 2020, 06:14:11 pm »

An amorphous misty thing with no clearly defined form, which is now attacking Urist!

WWUD while being attacked?

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10008 on: May 18, 2020, 04:43:02 am »

Panic, run away, then go get a drink.

WWUD of the creature followed him to the tavern?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10009 on: May 18, 2020, 04:28:04 pm »

Throw booze into it, creating a booze ghost which makes everyone drunk.

Wwud when the booze ghost goes too near the magma forges and erupts in flame?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10010 on: May 18, 2020, 04:39:27 pm »

Cry at the loss of so much alcohol.

WWUD to console himself?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10011 on: May 22, 2020, 06:03:38 pm »

Use every dwarf's best friend: booze! Several minecarts full of booze, specifically, radish wine...

WWUD after drinking radish wine?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10012 on: May 22, 2020, 11:39:16 pm »

Urist is still horrified, and starts a fist fight to make himself feel better.

WWUD if the super-buff axelord captain of the guard was walking towards him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10013 on: May 23, 2020, 12:04:11 am »

What of it? Fight him too.

WWUD when the +steel axe+ hits the third finger, left hand and the severed part goes flying off in a arc! The force twists the wrist, bruising the muscle! It is a gelding blow!
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10014 on: May 23, 2020, 04:00:22 am »

Bite the axelord to death, then bleed to death.

WWUD if he saw a dwarf fighting an axelord, bite the axlord to death then bleed out?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10015 on: May 23, 2020, 06:27:43 am »

Urist is filled with rage at the sight of so much senseless violence and goes berserk.

WWUD if he saw a berserk dwarf screaming about world peace while throwing punches?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10016 on: May 23, 2020, 01:15:59 pm »

Urist McSane politely asks the berserk dwarf why he's rambling on about world peace.
Urist McBerserk cancels Reply: Too insane.
Urist McBerserk punches Urist McSane in the right eye and the right eye explodes into gore!


What would Urist McSane do now that his right eye has exploded?

Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10017 on: May 23, 2020, 04:05:25 pm »

Become traumatized and eventually become melancholy.

Wwud if dwarven therapy actually existed to prevent the inevitable emotional spiral into oblivion caused by even mild circumstances like smelling rotten food?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10018 on: May 24, 2020, 05:50:29 am »

Urist McTherapist goes insane from having to listen to everyone's crap all the time.

WWUD if his ramblings drove the therapist insane?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10019 on: May 24, 2020, 11:19:31 am »

Urist McSane cancels Watch: Interrupted by Urist McTherapist.
Urist McTherapist throws a ☼cave spider silk sock☼ at Urist McSane.
The ☼cave spider silk sock☼ hits Urist McSane in the lower body, bruising the muscle, bruising the guts! It is a gelding blow!

What would Urist McSane do after being gelded by a sock?
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