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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 637237 times)

King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10380 on: March 11, 2021, 04:39:58 am »
Instead of making one useless earring artifact, he'd make twelve!

WWUD if someone stole all the artifact earrings he made?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10381 on: March 15, 2021, 05:21:18 am »
Throw a tantrum and get hauled off to prison

WWUD upon finding he was to be trapped in a cage not a chain?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
Urist McRecon cancels add raw files: Interrupted by fortress mode
Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials

Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10382 on: March 15, 2021, 06:29:44 am »
Urist reflects upon the cruel irony of the world as he observes the masterful bed, booze, and food. All of which are one step OUTSIDE of his cage and thus out of reach.

WWUD if his cage was somehow brought to the trade depot?
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Beag

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10383 on: April 13, 2021, 05:36:51 pm »
Be sold to some humans as an indentured tavern keeper.

WWUD working at the tavern on the night of a full moon and suddenly remembering he's a wereelephant?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10384 on: April 14, 2021, 04:46:01 am »
He'd keep drinking as drinking is more important than killing.

WWUD as a wereelephant tavern keeper when he ran out of booze to drink?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10385 on: April 22, 2021, 12:52:19 pm »
Go to the well.

WWUD if there was no well?
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EuchreJack

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10386 on: April 22, 2021, 03:53:04 pm »
Start killing.

WWUD if he was a wereelephant tavern keeper who ran out of booze, had no well, and couldn't find anyone to kill?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10387 on: May 08, 2021, 03:35:48 am »
Urist instantly teleports to the nearest dwarf, even though he is several miles away. Because that's what werecreatures do.

WWUD if a wereelephant wearing a shredded tavern keeper outfit teleported next to him?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10388 on: May 08, 2021, 04:02:05 am »
Panic and throw his pet fluffy wambler at it.

WWUD if the wereelephant some how resisted the massive power that is a throw fluffy wambler?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

Sky-Streamer

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10389 on: May 08, 2021, 01:28:46 pm »
Invent Dwarven Psychology.

WWUD if he was suddenly teleported several hundred Z-Levels above the king?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10390 on: May 10, 2021, 09:59:22 pm »
Urist gets skewered on the spikes of the king's crown. The king is unharmed because of his dodging skill. Physics!

What would Urist McKing do if a dwarf got skewered on his crown while he was giving a speech about how slade beds are awesome and the fort should make, like, 5 of them?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10391 on: May 11, 2021, 01:16:06 am »
Be horrified to witness the death of Urist. Be afraid after experiencing trauma. Finish his speech and go have a beer.

WWUD if the king went stark raving mad from the stresses placed upon him?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10392 on: May 11, 2021, 03:00:42 am »
Go punch several kittens to death, then be killed by the swarddwarf they owned.

WWUD after killing the king?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Quote from: Blood_Librarian on February 13, 2018, 09:28:16 am
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
Quote from: Imic on May 17, 2018, 12:00:14 pm
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
Can I have the sword when you’re done?

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10393 on: May 11, 2021, 08:15:01 am »
Decide it's now time to pick up some new ☼pig tail socks☼ and throw their old ones on the ground.

WWUD if s/he became the new monarch?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10394 on: May 14, 2021, 11:18:56 pm »
Urist loves bucklers for their uselessness. He mandates 5 of them, and sends some fisherdwarfs to a desert fort just for fun.

WWUD if he noticed a new lever in his throne room for a magma-based heating system?
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