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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 634157 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10515 on: May 14, 2022, 12:19:10 am »

Socialize!



What would Urist #3 do?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10516 on: May 14, 2022, 02:27:02 am »

He'd build the wall but be on the wring side when finished.

What Would Urist #4 Do?
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recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10517 on: May 16, 2022, 04:46:10 am »

dodge through the wall

WWUD now he's outside the fort?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10518 on: May 16, 2022, 03:57:12 pm »

Be annoyed due to getting caught in the rain.

WWUD when he can't get back inside?

fatcat__25

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10519 on: May 16, 2022, 07:19:14 pm »

Get attacked by an enraged Honey Badger.


WWUD now that he has an enraged Honey Badger firmly latched onto his lower right arm?
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Fort is running at 21 FPS, the ground is having a panic attack in places, and what looks like a conga line of zombified Hungry Heads has formed on (I think) Z-level 32 of the caverns.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10520 on: May 16, 2022, 08:38:05 pm »

Punch someone with it!



Whom would Urist punch?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10521 on: May 17, 2022, 12:59:01 am »

He'd punch the dwarf with the highest military skills he can find.

WWUD after punching the legendary soldier in the face?
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Vsor

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10522 on: May 17, 2022, 08:51:47 am »

The soldier he punched was a legendary swordsdwarf with no sword but two shields.

WWUD against such a foe
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A_Curious_Cat

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10523 on: May 17, 2022, 03:56:32 pm »

Dodge through a raw adamantine wall into empty space while trying to dodge the shields.

WWUD next?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10524 on: May 17, 2022, 05:04:18 pm »

He'd try to greet the clowns racing towards him from below.

WWUD when he notices that the clowns are hostile?

fatcat__25

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10525 on: May 17, 2022, 07:57:23 pm »

Break the Honey Badger's grip on his arm and throw it at them.


WWUD in a three-way fight between a Honey Badger, himself, and a hoard of Clowns?
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Olith McHuman

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10526 on: May 17, 2022, 08:36:05 pm »

Urist dodges into a bottomless pit.

WWUD if super hell is full of angry honey badgers?
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King Zultan

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10527 on: May 18, 2022, 02:15:13 am »

Hope they're to busy killing each other to see him.

WWUD if the angry honey badgers of super hell see him?
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Can I have the sword when you’re done?

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10528 on: May 18, 2022, 04:21:11 pm »

Go and pet them.

WWUD when the angry badgers of super hell tore his hand off and the severed part sailed off in an arc?

recon1o6

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10529 on: May 19, 2022, 06:16:32 am »

Beat the badger to death using his severed hand as a misc object weapon

WWUD upon his victory?
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Urist McRecon cancels make exploding booze: Interrupted by bad idea
Urist McRecon cancels bad idea: missing raw files
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Urist McRecon cancels play fortress mode: Needs exploding booze
Urist McRecon cancels acquire exploding booze: No materials
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