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Author Topic: What Would Urist Do?  (Read 563994 times)

brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10560 on: September 21, 2022, 06:32:23 am »

Chill and hang out at the place of his death.

WWUMGD if someone engraved a slab for him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10561 on: September 21, 2022, 05:41:44 pm »

Get sent on a raid to a distant tower, during which, the slab is constructed.

WWUD now that he has been resurrected by the power of dwarven !!SCIENCE!!
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Fort is running at 21 FPS, the ground is having a panic attack in places, and what looks like a conga line of zombified Hungry Heads has formed on (I think) Z-level 32 of the caverns.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10562 on: September 21, 2022, 09:24:38 pm »

Promptly get himself killed again.



What would Urist McGhost do, while dead again?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10563 on: September 22, 2022, 02:53:11 am »

He'd wonder the fort throwing things around and hassling the peasants.

What Would Urist McGhost Do when he finally gets board of doing all that?
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brewer bob

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10564 on: September 22, 2022, 06:49:11 am »

Urist McGhost would feel zeal after behaving like any other fort member.

What Would Urist McGhost Do if he was elected as the next mayor?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10565 on: September 22, 2022, 02:24:32 pm »

Urist McGhost-Mayor has banned the export of crafts.




WWUMGMD if his mandate was ignored?
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Eric Blank

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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10566 on: September 22, 2022, 03:48:58 pm »

Scare a legendary weaponsmith to death.

Wwumgmd if the weaponsmith came back as a ghost to haunt him?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10567 on: September 22, 2022, 07:32:53 pm »

Scare a legendary weaponsmith to death.

Wwumgmd if the weaponsmith came back as a ghost to haunt him?
He'd shoot a ghost in Reno, just to see if a ghost could die.

WWUD if he ended up in Folsom Prison for killing a ghost?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10568 on: September 22, 2022, 09:46:09 pm »

“I’m a mayor!  I’m immune to justice!”



What would Urist McCaptain-Of-The-Guard do when Urist McGhost-Mayor said this?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10569 on: September 23, 2022, 02:58:41 am »

He'd arrest him anyway.

What would Urist McGhost-Mayor do if he was arrested and put in jail?
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10570 on: September 23, 2022, 06:42:05 am »

He'd be annoyed for being confined.

WWUMGMD when he notices a ≡gold chain≡ in his jail cell?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10571 on: September 23, 2022, 11:09:42 pm »

Feel pleasure after admiring a ≡gold chain≡

WWUDMGMD After getting out of jail?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10572 on: September 24, 2022, 06:24:32 am »

Wonder what the first “D” in “WWUDMGMD” stood for.



WWUDMGMD if someone came to him complaining about ghosts in the fortress?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10573 on: September 24, 2022, 06:33:07 am »

Continue wondering what the first “D” in “WWUDMGMD” stood for and ask the complainer about it.

WWUDMGMD if he doesn't figure out an answer to this bothersome question?
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Re: What Would Urist Do?
« Reply #10574 on: September 25, 2022, 01:29:05 am »

Ban the export of D's until the mystery is solved (or he forgets about it.)

WWUD if somebody made a "D's nuts" joke?
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