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DinosaurusRex_x

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You Are Douchebag!
« on: April 24, 2011, 11:14:16 pm »

You Are Douchebag!

You currently have zero skanks in your step-mom's hot tub.  You have full access to it while she is gone for the weekend.

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« Last Edit: May 23, 2011, 02:53:36 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Gatleos

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Re: You are loserman!
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 11:16:01 pm »

This Ed Hardy shirt:
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You are loserman!
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 11:16:37 pm »

Acceptable suggestion.
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2011, 11:18:56 pm »

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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2011, 12:32:18 am »

tickticktick

you are running out of time on Friday night!
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noah22223

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2011, 12:34:10 am »

Go find 10 prostitutes.
Put in hot tub.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2011, 12:56:39 am »

Insult women at bars until they want to go home with you.

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2011, 01:09:28 am »

Make plan to get step mom in hot tub.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2011, 01:34:04 am »

Make plan to get step mom in hot tub.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 02:09:52 am »

« Last Edit: April 25, 2011, 02:12:19 am by Angel Of Death »
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DinosaurusRex_x

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2011, 04:01:57 pm »

Your step mother is a grenade, and the mission is over when she's back so you say forgettaboutit.

You go out to a bar to try to impress some chicks, but instead encounter one of your bros who you suckered into lending you $100.  You think he's pissed.  You don't have the money.

He comes at you.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 07:02:07 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2011, 04:07:36 pm »

Give temporary access to hot tub as a (partial) repayment.

Hey, the mission doesn't require *you* to be in the tub, so you can let your bro do all that for you.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2011, 04:11:35 pm »

I think you should tweet about it.
"need moni 2 pay bro" and "lookin 4 sum hot chiks"
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2011, 04:30:07 pm »

Talk to bro "Yo bro! Lets go settle this shit over some bitchin halo while drinkin some brewskies."
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2011, 07:31:30 pm »

Talk to bro "Yo bro! Lets go settle this shit over some bitchin halo while drinkin some brewskies."
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