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KaguroDraven

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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2011, 12:43:27 am »

Trick the geek bitch into thinking we like her.
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« Reply #31 on: April 27, 2011, 12:56:05 am »

Do a hell of a lot of drugs. Hope for the best.

You stand up in the bus and go "YO WHO HAS DRUGS ON DIS RIDE FOR AN ORIGINAL NUKKAH?" slapping your chest twice in the process.



         Your bro puts down his 3d visor and pulls you over.



"yo, yo, yo guy, you still owe me money, you ain't doing shit 'til I've had mine."

"Awww, c'mon B, check out what's up here..



... I just need to get all fly and swank tonight and find some skanks y'know bro?"

You give him half of your dollars, your swanky speech not being accepted.

The music on the bus goes oldschool rave.

       ...

OK!  Time to work your magic Romeo!

Trick the geek bitch into thinking we like her.



You sort of half smirk at the geeky-looking girl and laugh when she starts to look at you.  You manage to get out a "'Sup Lady?"  before she squirms around in her seat a little until she starts looking outside of the window again.  She glances back once or twice but doesn't say anything to you.
« Last Edit: June 16, 2012, 06:50:30 pm by DinosaurusRex_x »
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #32 on: May 01, 2011, 01:00:42 am »

You arrive at the technoraveparty.  It costs you half of your dollars to get in.



                            You get foamy.

                        Next move, Romeo?
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #33 on: May 01, 2011, 07:15:28 pm »

Bob head to the music.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #34 on: May 01, 2011, 09:44:10 pm »

Find some skanks
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #35 on: May 01, 2011, 11:36:19 pm »

You lay some moves down to the following tunes



              Then go looking for skanks.


      Your options:

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« Reply #36 on: May 02, 2011, 12:04:05 pm »

Hit on the one with rainbow hair, she doesn't look too bright.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #37 on: May 02, 2011, 12:12:28 pm »

 Is it wrong that before I took a closer look, I thought 2 was a Mortal Kombat character?

 Anyway, yeah:

Hit on the one with rainbow hair, she doesn't look too bright.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #38 on: May 02, 2011, 03:56:30 pm »

Hit on the one with rainbow hair, she doesn't look too bright.

She's standing there, twirling her hair as you come and make your move.



               You ask her if her bra is made out of real candy.   

                                                 It is!

                                    You say it looks delicious.

                                               She laughs.

                                                    .................

Then your bro comes up to you from behind.  He grabs you by the shoulder and starts talking with you.



He is high on XYZ and is Jibber Jabbering about money, crack-cocaine, and is generally

                                               COCKBLOCKING.

                                How you gunna save this one, bro?
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #39 on: May 02, 2011, 04:02:37 pm »

Tell your bro to back off and challenge him to a fight to defend your honor.
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« Reply #40 on: May 02, 2011, 05:47:04 pm »

Buy your bro a drink, and call him mentally challenged. Explain to the girl what great of a person you are to be a friend to a person such as him, and try to come off as nice and caring.
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« Reply #41 on: May 02, 2011, 07:26:22 pm »

Buy your bro a drink, and call him mentally challenged. Explain to the girl what great of a person you are to be a friend to a person such as him, and try to come off as nice and caring.
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #42 on: May 02, 2011, 09:04:48 pm »

explain to the girl that he is your retarded half brother that in his mothers dieing words you would take care of him. then make a move on the skank
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Re: You Are Douchebag!
« Reply #43 on: May 02, 2011, 09:22:10 pm »

Buy your bro a drink, and call him mentally challenged. Explain to the girl what great of a person you are to be a friend to a person such as him, and try to come off as nice and caring.
also, HI GUYS!!!!
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« Reply #44 on: May 16, 2011, 11:29:46 pm »

Buy your bro a drink, and call him mentally challenged. Explain to the girl what great of a person you are to be a friend to a person such as him, and try to come off as nice and caring.

    She totally buys that you are an awesome d00d for buying your friend a drink. 

                                                He looks sooo thirsty

                                         She says she's real thirsty too. 

                                   She smiles widely and vacantly at you.



You go and buy your bro a drink, he comes with you.  You pay $10 and get him whatever drink they are giving out at the bar.  He stands there, unmoving, staring at it.  He is pacified, mesmorized by it.




Situation defused bro!  You're in the clear.

You start to make your way back to the chicka you were just making headway with, but you see from across the crowded room she is talking to some dude!  WTF?!  You -JUST- left her!!

She looks like she is having a really good time, she is laughing so much and is very touchey feely with the this dude!



How you gunna save this one dude-bro???
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