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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #45 on: May 10, 2011, 01:39:53 am »
Sticky jumper air raids with the Caber.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #46 on: May 10, 2011, 06:31:33 am »
All my hunts on Monster Hunter Unite (PsP) during the wait for the plane at Sydney Airport, took under 5min, All Captures too. Also finally took down the damn Tigrex there who was pissing me off due to him pinning me against the wall so many times before...
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #47 on: May 10, 2011, 07:28:09 am »
Played AoD. Soviet Union, I never lost a single soviet province against those pesky Germans. Of course, it was on Normal/Normal, but it's still quite a feat... for me, at least.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #48 on: May 10, 2011, 09:34:15 am »
Mount & Blade Warband: Bugged castle caused my troops to get stuck outside, running in circles and getting caught on terrain. Two bags of arrows, a Masterwork Swadian Longbow, and a two hander later, I took out around 40 before running out of arrows, started running around gathering arrows shot at me, and took out another 20 more. Did this three times, cutting the castle down to about 50 total, before having my troops attack without me and suffering 2 casualties.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #49 on: May 10, 2011, 01:04:13 pm »
As a giant column, I got the drop on an unsuspecting sniper.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2011, 06:38:08 pm »
II try 2 repaiir the staiirs
[...]
01:34   Darvi   I mean, I try to repair the stairs
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01:35   GlyphGryph   Darvi, roll a construction!
01:35   Darvi   1d6+1
01:35   MrSnakeEyes   Darvi, 1d6+1: 7 [1d6=6]
01:35   Darvi   HELL FUCKING YES
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01:35   Darvi   This is a legendary stairdcase.
01:35   Darvi   It meances with spikes of awesome and is adorned with rings of badassery
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01:36   GlyphGryph   You quickly move to repair the stairs... and then realize you need to get to your room! Screw REPAIRING the stairs, you'll build new ones right uner the gap! You quickly and adeptly fling some tables and chairs into a fairly stable pyramid position
01:36   GlyphGryph   And scale up them to your room
01:36   GlyphGryph   All in under a minute
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2011, 09:53:05 pm »
One of our command posts was being over, so I respawned back at base, grabbed a helicopter and flew it to the CP being taken, tried to crush one of the enemies, missed and landed fairly perfectly inside a building, jumped out, did a nice 180° spin and dropped the guy with a P90. Then, I hopped in a tank, took a shot at the other guy, missed, then drove around the corner where he was hiding, and reduced his position to a smoking black mark on the ground. And both of these guys are supposedly really good.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #52 on: May 12, 2011, 11:17:44 am »
I had assasinated my first target and had killed about 30 different people who saw it. 12 of which were guards. I donned an elite guard uniform and hit the naked corpse in a wine mixing vat. I then made my way to the house where the main target lived. Every guard was located in the wine cellar due to all of the commotion, so killing him was easy. The moment I killed him, some guards ran into the room and were shot. I was now in a state where EVERYBODY knows that I'm the assassin. I managed to kill almost every guard and decided to strangle all witnesses.  After that, I found the exit. I hid in the elevator shaft and tried throwing some coins to lure the 2 remaining guards into the elevator. Eventually, I got sick of waiting and decided to throw a mine down there that I promptly detonated. A guard rushed in and was hung by my fibre wire. Another guard rushed in and the same fate awaited him. I then escaped via plane.

I forgot to kill one witness, though. He was quickly silenced through a bribe.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #53 on: May 12, 2011, 04:13:06 pm »
Mini-Golf in Minecraft. That just owns.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #54 on: May 12, 2011, 06:52:57 pm »
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #55 on: May 12, 2011, 06:59:20 pm »
Was bored, decided to go straight for a 10TP Naval Artillery. Hilarity(and meat showers) ensued.
It was actually 11-12TP, since the call took so long.
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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #56 on: May 12, 2011, 08:22:56 pm »
Making any progress in SpaceChem from Planet 3 and onward. Being able to beat your previous scores afterward = more ownage.

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Made it to world 4 now. And beat 2 of the mustache challenges. Game is getting more complex now. Feeling clever with certain solutions just to merely beat the level makes me feel like I owned the game well enough.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #57 on: May 15, 2011, 07:33:12 pm »
Took out a tank and a BMP singlehandedly. Had to run around for extra ammo to take out the BMP, which is hard enough if you've just pissed it off by blowing up the tank in front of it. And I managed to shoot it through the door of a ruined house and out the lack of wall on the other side, to a hit on the rear which I suppose hit the fuel tank, since a large KABOOM followed about half a second later(it was a BMP-1, so that makes sense, since the BMP-1 has a *severe* design flaw which puts the fuel tanks on the rear doors).

And then, in the middle of salvaging weapons, an enemy squad surprised me from behind, which my medic handily took out with an SVD, although I got two with the PK I was holding.

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They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2011, 06:58:05 pm »
On my second day I managed to spot a bear and after an epic battle, kill it. At one point I was chucking every pointy, unequipped item I had at its face. I can't believe I won and survived. I lived off the meat for fricken ages, which was really helpful since I sure as hell didn't and still don't know how to find or make sustainable food normally.

This was Unreal World.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #59 on: May 16, 2011, 07:15:14 pm »
After taking out the British, the Byzantines, and the Koreans, I attacked the Turks (played by my friend Billy who was at my house). I, being the Goths, have no walls and so if he attacks first I am pretty screwed because from what I could tell his army was probably huge. I send in my scouts, and find that he can see the entire length of the north eastern front of his defenses. I send 70 Elite Huskarls, 24 Pikemen, and 6 Monks to his north western defense where he only has about 40 troops waiting. His north eastern front has at least 80, with more in reserve most likely. I circumvent his north western defense and attack with the main bulk of my troops in the center of his town, whilst attacking his north eastern troops with my 40 Huskarls sent out on a suicide diversion mission. The diversion (sort of) worked and his town was reduced to crumbling pieces of dust. He sent his calvary to attack my main force and they were decimated by the pikemen. His archers couldn't penetrate my Huskarls armor and I sustained very few losses (about 15 of my entire army) as I decimated his foot troops with my Huskarls.
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