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[IronTomato]

I FINALLY got a Brach Gem.

I've been using a Brachydios light bowgun which needed one of these to upgrade to Rarity 6 (under the name "demolition gun" which is just plain badass) which would unlock some more rounds which were more damaging than the ones I've been using, give me the ability to remove the limiter (essentially allowing you to load all your ammo at the same time at the cost of speed and efficiency) and generally give the gun's overall strength a boost. I've been farming for one for three fucking days and I finally got one of them just yesterday. Not really an ownage since all I needed to do was keep praying to RNGesus and hope that I finally got one, but the feeling of satisfaction is still there.

Also, it glows orange now. That's cool.

Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate

[Akura]

Made a Footman's Shield.

Spoiler: What that requires (click to show/hide)

The recipe for the shield is the same as a Kite Shield, but requires a higher skill level and a separate recipe: 1 small umbo, 6 pine planks(no other planks work), 2 leather strap w/buckle, 1 tanned leather, and some short nails, I forgot how many. And tools are needed as well.

Small Umbo: made from 1 small metal sheet and either coal(mined) or wood billets(crafted from wood logs), which is in turn made from iron grivnas which is made from lumps of iron, which is in turn made from metal ore that can be treated beforehand to have a greater overall output.

Pine planks are, naturally, made from pine logs.

Leather straps w/buckle: made from leather strap and a buckle. No seriously. can also be randomly looted from town chests
 - Leather strap: Requires a tanned leather(same type as the one for the shield, see below) and beeswax, which is harvested from beehives.
 - Buckle: made from steel wire, which requires a semi-hard steel ingot, which requires iron grivnas and charcoal. I already spoke of how to get grivnas.

Tanned leather: Requires deer, wolf, or boar hide, acquired from the corpse of the appropriate animal of course(I used boar, least dangerous - haven't met any deer). Boar can be used for large leather while wolf(an fox) can be used for small leather, but the middle one is required. Hide must be crafted into fleshed hide. Fleshed wolf hide(and fox) can be tanned for fur which doesn't sell very well for some reason, and doesn't help here. Instead, the fleshed hide must be turned into a stretched hide, which requires a bucket of water and slaked lime.

 - Slaked lime comes from quicklime(and a bucket of water), which comes from calciferous rock(mined from limestone) and coal/billets.
 - After stretched hide, tannin and sawdust are added to make the tanned leather.
 - Tannin is made from bucket of water, bark(from gathering logs), and coal/billets.

Short nails come from semi-hard steel ingot, just like the wire for the buckle.

The "tools" item can be bought from the food merchant at the front gate of the starter town(for Midlanders, anyway. Not sure where the Ismirs' trader is).

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Gloria Victis.

[Dunamisdeos]

Today, I captured two goblins by accident. They were part of a raiding party that was passing through, and their comrades left them behind. Except one.

One goblin scaled the 10-z tall cliff to my pastures, the only way in to the fortress. He made it up completely unnoticed all by his lonesome, apparently trying to path to his friends armed with a shortsword. He was then immediately stomped to death by a common sheep.

All hail the sheep. He owned today.

[BFEL]

Holy hell.

Just completed a "haul jet engine X to altitude Y at speed Z" contract in KSP.
I managed this by strapping the jet between 4 SRBs and launching it like a rocket.

How is this an own you ask?
I lost my right wing when I decoupled the boosters.
I then managed to complete the contract with a stricken craft AND THEN FLEW IT SAFELY INTO THE SEA.
Most of the mission was spent using the remaining wing as the most oversized tailplane ever while relying on the ACTUAL tailplanes and the jet's gimbal to keep altitude. There was much skimming at 90 m/s right above the water hoping it would keep flying long enough to slow down, and it did.

Valentina did NOT die this day, and now has the record for "most kerbal landing yet"

Kerbal Space Program, naturally.

[Akura]

The 110th Cadian regiment and the Order of the Ardent Flame were teamed against the Ork Blood Axes and the Black Legion. The map was split into two team-sided halves, with two choke points on either side(one for each teammate on each team). Bolter bitches got to play with the Orks, while we were stuck holding off heretic attacks.

Actually managed to get a decent enough force at my chokepoint that I was able to flank an Ork breakthrough and support the Sisters, then turn my troops right back around and flank a Chaos incursion that tried to take advantage of the troop movement. My whole force was nearly wiped out, but the traitors were pushed back hard enough that I had time to rebuild with several Kasrkin squads, Leman Russ and Thunderer/Laser Destroyer tanks, and a battalion of Basilisk artillery. Not even the daemon-possessed tanks that the heretics had spawned were a match for the armor of the Imperium.

As I was slowly grinding traitors beneath the tracks, I saw that the Sisters of Battle had already punched hard into the Orks' territory, closing in on their base. Even after they lost their main settlement, there was a Big Mek that managed to keep fighting for several minutes.

I stopped outside the Black Legion's main base, shelling it with artillery. While I probably could have charged forth and burned it to the ground, I built up instead so I could deploy a titan, just for giggles.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Dawn of War: Ultimate Apocalypse.

[Cthulufaic]

Wow, Arthur should have come to La-Mulana cause The Holy Grail was right here the whole time!
It kinda makes me wonder what I'll find next if The Holy Grail was only 40 minutes into the game...


La-Mulana Remake

[itisnotlogical]

Whoops wrong thread.

[hector13]

3-on-3 pubs.

My team won 18-0

Rocket League

[Cthulufaic]

It only took 70 shurikens, but the first boss of La-Mulana is defeated!  Now, to tackle the second area...

La-Mulana Remake

[Akura]

My Froslass, whom I named La Saia, entered into the Master Rank Toughness Contest Spectacular. The Toughness division of the Contest Spectacular is generally dominated by bulky Fighting- and Normal-type Pokemon and moves.

La Saia got pretty good marks compared to her opponents. The fourth turn had them all except La Saia making some silly moves, setting her up for the final turn where she pulled off a Special Talent while simultaneously blocking the next-highest scorer from acting via Torment. Final scoreboard showed her score bar all the full(which always happens for the winner, if I recall), while the next highest scorer - the Slaking I blocked in the last turn - showing about 75%-80% full, a significant lead.


All those Fighting- and Normal-types, and they couldn't touch her.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Pokemon Omega Ruby.

[itisnotlogical]

I managed to create a successful helicopter insertion and subsequent urban siege in the editor, with no prior experience.

The editor is pretty scary at first and the abstracted map view makes it literally impossible to place things precisely. However, it's also pretty easy to create some neat troop movements when you have the wiki open.

ARMA, and by extension ARMA II and OFP as they all use the same damn editor with more or less scripting functions.

[miauw62]

Was playing Mizzix EDH and managed to fly under the radar for most of the game. I was sitting to the right of the control player (we play clockwise) so I usually didn't have to worry about counters. The board got wiped a lot and even the Kaalia player didn't get much board presence. Then I revealed a Mizzix's Mastery on the top of my deck with Melek, Izzet Paragon and suddenly I was the only player with any creatures (because I stole them all).

This is why I love playing Mizzix. When the deck works, it works beautifully.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Magic: the gathering

[Arx]

Man, this game is easy with a double digit frame rate.

Dark Souls. Well, not easy per se but a lot more so than with single figures.

Took down whatever that giant armoured boar is bloodlessly. By standing on the bridge above it and shooting it in the armoured (?) rump for massive damage. Easy game!

[Lukewarm]

You won't have as much luck with the next one.
Also,
What did I do? What did he say? What? I made some brouzof during the process, though, so this is a victory.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

EYE, Divine Cybermancy

[Nighthawk]

I made some brouzof

Divine Cybermancy is so good.

You gain Brozouf
You gain Brozouf
You gain Brozouf
Your legs are OK