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Cthulufaic

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4560 on: June 15, 2015, 02:31:28 pm »

Waifu get!  Victory achieved!  If I am to get all the waifus I must work harder, better, faster, stronger!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4561 on: June 15, 2015, 03:24:57 pm »

Did you find the fsteak?

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4562 on: June 15, 2015, 07:53:59 pm »

Did you find the fsteak?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4563 on: June 15, 2015, 08:07:44 pm »

Took on Walhart the Conqueror and listened to his big talk about being invincible and almighty and all that jazz, only for Sumia to electrocute his balls off and Chrom to slice him in half. Dude barely touched me.

Man, I've had harder fights from nameless grunts than this guy whose been talked up as the big bad überdude of this particular arc.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4564 on: June 15, 2015, 08:14:26 pm »

Took on Walhart the Conqueror and listened to his big talk about being invincible and almighty and all that jazz, only for Sumia to electrocute his balls off and Chrom to slice him in half.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4565 on: June 15, 2015, 08:20:09 pm »

I kept falling. I tried to get momentum, I tried to wait until the last second to jump, I tried wall-running. I kept falling JUST short, and being sent through a thankfully quick loading screen to try again. When I finally did it, I felt like cheering.

Then I saw the bar I was supposed to swing from behind me. I was split between being crushed at wasting so much time and elated at having done something not supposed to be possible.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4566 on: June 15, 2015, 08:29:17 pm »

By popular vote, the decision was made for our tiny regiment to charge the enemy's artillery position. We headed around a few hills to keep ourselves concealed, but we were spotted in a clearing. Instead of charging straight on to certain doom, we switched directions and moved to the side of their hill, attracting the artillery guard. Unfortunately, they made a grave error and sent their entire guard regiment at us. I charged in with my bayonet and stabbed one of them to death before being brought down, while my fellow soldiers either took lethal musketballs or suffered a similar fate to me.

However, the damage was done: a much larger regiment than our own charged the now-defenseless artillery, who tried to beat a hasty retreat but were chased down and lost their cannons, as well as several of the operators. With no support and now outflanked, their army quickly folded. After a small row of defeats, this victory was a good way to end the battle.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4567 on: June 15, 2015, 08:45:53 pm »

I kept falling. I tried to get momentum, I tried to wait until the last second to jump, I tried wall-running. I kept falling JUST short, and being sent through a thankfully quick loading screen to try again. When I finally did it, I felt like cheering.

Then I saw the bar I was supposed to swing from behind me. I was split between being crushed at wasting so much time and elated at having done something not supposed to be possible.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4568 on: June 15, 2015, 08:49:08 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4569 on: June 15, 2015, 08:52:47 pm »

I kept falling. I tried to get momentum, I tried to wait until the last second to jump, I tried wall-running. I kept falling JUST short, and being sent through a thankfully quick loading screen to try again. When I finally did it, I felt like cheering.

Then I saw the bar I was supposed to swing from behind me. I was split between being crushed at wasting so much time and elated at having done something not supposed to be possible.

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I don't know. Maybe it was a glitch that made me jump a bit further? I was really surprised. I died 20 seconds later though.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4570 on: June 15, 2015, 09:38:58 pm »

A lvl 45 Rapiddash just pwned 5 water pokemons,  fighting pokemons, and 4 of the 6 ghost pokemons that were ~10 lvls above it with the help of 3 ethers to crush 3/4 of the elite four.  Charzard aint got nothin on you bro.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4571 on: June 15, 2015, 11:41:53 pm »

Just finished my first game of Victoria 2.

Played as Japan, became a Great Power, ended the game (in 3rd place) with ~7700 score, ~1700 prestige, ~1700 industry, ~4400 military.

Ended with ~700 standing regiments, ~250 ships, awesome leaders (though they were poor in comparison to my mid-game generals and admirals who literally never lost a battle)

Was embroiled in a World War (was also a Great War as originally it was a US/GB confrontation) for the last ~10 years of the game, fought the British Empire, Russia, most Secondary Powers, and the vassals thereof to a standstill to preserve my score till the end of the game.

Instigated a naval arms race with Britain and rivaled them for power by the end of the game (I actually surpassed them at several points, in terms of raw ship numbers [and also firepower], but my naval base upgrades took a while... awesome research and industry allowed me to turn out Battleships at a rate of something crazy like 5-10 a month as I neared the end after I had lost a few ships in the war.)

Acquired half of China, The Philippines, Taiwan, along with most of Vietnam and the Sakhalin islands (Oil man, oil) (~255mil total pop, %79 literacy)

(Also went 30/30, 30/30, 30/30, 27/30, and 25/30 for research)

Other interesting things: Prussia, Russia, and Austria are all communists. China imploded. Malaya formed (those oil-loving, british sphered bastards.) The REAL WWI was essentially fought all over China with the destructive weapons of early WWII and was much bloodier.

EDIT: Also produced 100% of the world's tanks and ~20% of the world's aircraft... so even when I lose, I win!
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4572 on: June 16, 2015, 06:30:19 am »

I just beat the Mom for the first time, primarily by dumb luck.

While I did get a good set of gear, this proved to be basically irrelevant to the final fight...I found the tarot card "The Emperor", and decided to find out what it did by using it. Turns out, it teleports you straight to Mom. Seeing as I was thrown into a major bossfight with no warning, I panicked and used my item; the Holy Bible. And as it also turns out, using the Holy Bible in the Mom fight is an instawin.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4573 on: June 16, 2015, 09:49:21 am »

A lvl 45 Rapiddash just pwned 5 water pokemons,  fighting pokemons, and 4 of the 6 ghost pokemons that were ~10 lvls above it with the help of 3 ethers to crush 3/4 of the elite four.  Charzard aint got nothin on you bro.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #4574 on: June 16, 2015, 04:42:30 pm »

So for me, I was an octopod conjurer on dungeon level 3 when I get an Out-of-Depth 5-headed Hydra spawn. Seeing the beast, I flee and kill a goblin who just happened to carry a wand of draining. I then pelt the the hydra with bolts of draining until I empty the wand completely. Panicking, I then shoot magic darts at it. This doesn't kill it and it then walks onto the tile next to me. I fire one more magic dart...

and it dies.

I gained enough experience points to level up twice!

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