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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 1257188 times)

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7440 on: April 27, 2017, 06:57:29 pm »

Are we still making sure that even the maggots on this dead horse are mashed into paste?
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7441 on: April 27, 2017, 06:58:31 pm »

Even the paste must be mashed into paste.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7442 on: April 27, 2017, 06:58:41 pm »

Maggot paste is awesome bro.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7443 on: April 27, 2017, 08:10:57 pm »

The dedication to the joke almost outweighed how dead it is. :P
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7444 on: April 27, 2017, 09:07:04 pm »

blood for the blood god
maggots for the maggot quern
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7445 on: April 28, 2017, 12:13:37 am »

pvp doesn't get you banned though, it just attracts more people to pvp. Makes it much easier to get good fights.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7446 on: April 28, 2017, 03:48:24 am »

blood for the blood god
maggots for the maggot quern
Ridiculous!  You don't quern maggots - you milk them like a dead joke.

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After 70 years of mostly menial service, and a disastrous clusterfuck of a first mission, I was judged worthy of commanding a squad (by dint of selfless loyalty and, barely, surviving) (also, the local Invictus are clearly getting desperate).  A WW2 medic, a Southern Belle, and a blind kung-fu mistress walk into knock politely at the door of a hunter conspiracy.  "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7447 on: April 28, 2017, 09:40:41 pm »

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7448 on: April 29, 2017, 07:42:40 am »

Wait, you mean to say you instantly killed the boss?

Holy carp. I knew you were a nice guy but I didn't actually think you were a badass killing machine too...

I salute you.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7449 on: April 29, 2017, 10:14:02 am »

Killed the boss of the Steps of Torment, Alkamos the Lord Executioner, who is level 40, at level 30. For context, not only could he two-shot me, but the entire area he is in has a gimmick that it can only be briefly opened with a one-use item, and in that area you can't teleport out. You die, quit the game, or you kill the boss.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7450 on: April 29, 2017, 04:38:35 pm »

Doing mission 10 of the Terran campaign of original Starcraft, and decided I wasn't going to wait and just go for the ion cannon. That turned out about as poorly as you'd expect, even with 12 battlecruisers.

So, a reload and change of tack: attack the bases on my side of the divide in order to get more resources for myself for a proper assault.

12 battlecruisers ain't so bad now, are they?

Long story short, I didn't actually have to do that, I think I could've got away with


Now, onto the Zerg campaign!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7451 on: April 29, 2017, 05:31:35 pm »

Took out Aragorn, Haldir, and Gimli with 1 bomb in Helms Deep.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7452 on: April 30, 2017, 06:59:08 am »

Wat do ya do when dem humies, dem Eldar panzies, an' dem Space Marine boyz can't zog some humie who'z gone all 'ard an' spikey in a propah fight? Ya send in da Orkz 'cuz da Orkz are da best!

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7453 on: April 30, 2017, 10:37:14 am »

Level 80 Knight with 13 +10 Estus, Cathedral Knight Helm, Millwood Knight Armor, Gundyr's Gauntlets, Harald Legion Leggings, and a +10 Murakumo that she has to two-hand because she only has 14 STR vs Darkeater Midir.

Knight wins on the first try. RIP dragon.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #7454 on: April 30, 2017, 10:38:59 am »

>not having enough strength to one-hand your primary weapon
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