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Author Topic: How did you last *own*?  (Read 662561 times)

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9150 on: September 15, 2018, 08:43:16 am »

Beat the Death Wish version of Train Rush (You have 10 seconds to complete the level and a lot of things are actively trying to kill you, like sped up homing rockets) on the first attempt of the day.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9151 on: September 16, 2018, 12:33:30 pm »

I ignited the remaining players and won.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9152 on: September 16, 2018, 02:08:30 pm »

Turns out that with some attention to positioning and timing, Fernando can frag out harder than many DPS champions.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9153 on: September 16, 2018, 04:33:26 pm »

Broke into the Markarth stables to steal some jewelry. Job went off without a hitch, despite the entire family sitting downstairs for dinner - they literally watched me go up the stairs, but I got to the strongbox before anyone followed me. Then it was off the second-floor railing and out the door.

Opened the map to travel back to Riften, only to be told I can't fast travel with enemies nearby. I look up, and there there it came; a Blood Dragon. I landed on the horse stalls, breathing ice. After strategically using the nearby child as a human shield attempting to get the nearby child away from danger, I started throwing firebolt spells and Yol Shouts at it. It eventually landed down the nearby cliff to attack one of the city guards, but it didn't survive long as I rained more firebolts on it.

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EDIT: Solitude stables. Not Markarth. Though the Markarth robbery also counts since I had to deal with the guard dog.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9154 on: September 16, 2018, 04:38:06 pm »

With a flying jump stab, I knocked that snooty spear wielding ass off his elephant and then proceeded to make him into mincemeat.

Beat Jugurtha first try.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9155 on: September 17, 2018, 12:52:01 am »

So, I was a Survivor. Then I got bitten in the late-game by a vampire. The other vamp got killed, but I survived. It was down to 3 players. I was still claiming surv, but I was seen as suspicious by one of the players, Johnie. I got voted up to a trial, and the other player voted inno while Johnie voted guilty. I was spared, and then we voted Johnie up and lynched him. He was a Serial Killer. The next day, I and the other vampires have won because I was good at lying (and the incompetence of the remaining townie).

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9156 on: September 17, 2018, 09:05:31 am »

You say incompetence, they had the choice to lose to a serial killer or a vampire :p

ToS isnít particularly easy given the complete lack of time you have to interact with other people.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9157 on: September 18, 2018, 02:40:39 pm »

Defeated the remaining Death Wish bosses.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9158 on: September 18, 2018, 03:52:06 pm »

Completed the campaign.

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« Reply #9159 on: September 18, 2018, 05:41:34 pm »

Finally Auraxed the HC1. Took only about 9 months. Total use time is 49 hours, significantly less than the >3 days total use time of the other two carbines I've Auraxed. Had just one kill to go before getting it, but everyone kept getting the kills before I could.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9160 on: September 19, 2018, 12:58:04 pm »

The mission was to protect an unarmed prisoner in the center of a large area riddled with cars and vans.  To the north and south were two enemy groups each containing five units.  I had six units but I also had allies and together we outnumbered the enemy. Still a very challenging mission, as there were many, many lines along which they could kill the prisoner and instantly win.

The enemies to the north were all hidden behind a van at the start.  I had two assault rifle units each cover one side of the van, and then a knife guy run around the right side and hug the back of the van.  What actually ended up happening was pretty crazy.  The knife guy ran past a hail of fire from 2 smg guys, killing one.  Then he corner stabbed an AR guy, rushed behind the other side of the van and backstabbed their sniper.  Both my ARs got a kill as well, so together my 3 guys wiped out a 5 man squad on the first turn.

To put this into perspective, a knife guy costs $8000.  The units he killed would have costed $86000 if I had hired them.  Such a good investment.
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9161 on: September 21, 2018, 10:17:16 pm »

So, I was playing as Koinon Hellenon (the classical Greek city-states, allied together to resist Macedonian and Epirote invasions), and had managed to, at game start, beat off an Epirote army and get ceasefires with both starting enemies. Then, I allied the Epirotes (they're desperate for allies, as they're at war with Rome, Carthage, and Macedonia, all of which are stronger than them). I entered a battle with a full stack of my own, dragging two nearly-full stacks of enemies and Pyrrhus Aetos' (the Epirote King and their only competent general) stack into the battle. I then proceed to sit on the sidelines as Pyrrhus hilariously owns the first enemy army, before getting himself killed in a remarkably stupid way. The first enemy army routs, Pyrrhus' remaining forces rout, and I defeat what's left of the second enemy army for a grand total of ~4500 enemies killed for 250 casualties of my own. Also, I killed 1/3 or so of Pyrrhus' stack, by virtue of just not entering the fighting until he was dead. Epirus is now greatly weakened, the rebel city is mine, and I have suddenly become the strongest power in Greece (I mean, I was before, by virtue of having just enough soldiers to defeat the AI armies with superior tactics, but now I'm actually probably the strongest power in Greece).

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9162 on: September 22, 2018, 02:37:15 am »

Pyrrhus ... getting himself killed in a remarkably stupid way.

Who could've seen it coming :P
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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9163 on: September 22, 2018, 05:02:39 pm »

TIL Spiritbreaker is a pretty fun guy.

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Re: How did you last *own*?
« Reply #9164 on: September 22, 2018, 05:05:24 pm »

Pyrrhus ... getting himself killed in a remarkably stupid way.

Who could've seen it coming :P

Not as awesomely stupid as the real thing, though. This time he just charged his cavalry bodyguard into a unit of long-spear-wielding peltasts.
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