Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4

Author Topic: Megabeast stopper exploit! (Works on Clowns!!!!!!!!!)  (Read 9309 times)

Syrup Roast

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2011, 01:49:32 pm »

You should shoot bolts at it, though.
...

It's made out of metal.
what is?
Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
I could've sworn I read that as a cyclops, lol.

I'd still shoot bolts at it if it were a bronze colossus, though. But I'll have to catch it and set up a training range for the marksdorves.
Logged
My answer to just about everything is magma. In fact, most threads end up with me running in screaming it 

khearn

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2011, 01:49:45 pm »

Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
"pretty awesome Cyclops" != Bronze Colossus
Logged
Have them killed. Nothing solves a problem quite as effectively as simply having it killed.

ivze

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2011, 01:50:53 pm »

Warding out evil creatures by a sock (it can be anything, right?), lying at the door. I wonder, may this stop &&&&? Anyhow, this is epic.
Logged

FrisianDude

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2011, 01:55:32 pm »

It's made out of metal.
It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)
Logged
A tiny, foul-tempered humanoid creature that dwells in the evil mountains. They are known to enjoy drinking liquor and will take any unguarded supplies of booze.

Teneb

  • Bay Watcher
  • (they/them) Penguin rebellion
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #20 on: May 05, 2011, 02:11:04 pm »

It's made out of metal.
It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)

Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.
Logged
Monstrous Manual: D&D in DF
Quote from: Tack
What if “slammed in the ass by dead philosophers” is actually the thing which will progress our culture to the next step?

Necro910

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Drunk +5
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #21 on: May 05, 2011, 02:17:41 pm »

It's made out of metal.
It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)

Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.
WHAT THE FUCK?

When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".

That is fucking weird.

Syrup Roast

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #22 on: May 05, 2011, 02:21:11 pm »

It's made out of metal.
It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)

Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.
WHAT THE FUCK?

When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".

That is fucking weird.
I figured you were drunk.
Logged
My answer to just about everything is magma. In fact, most threads end up with me running in screaming it 

Necro910

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Drunk +5
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #23 on: May 05, 2011, 02:27:35 pm »

It's made out of metal.
It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)

Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.
WHAT THE FUCK?

When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".

That is fucking weird.
I figured you were drunk.
Look at the line right under my avatar.  ;D

Renzuko

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #24 on: May 05, 2011, 03:37:05 pm »

my current plan for sieges, is to make a 'turret" of sorts...right behind my main staircase on my first floor, is a craftsdwarf workshop, pumping out bone arrow's, with fortification walls there, when sieges happen, im gonna have my sole marksdwarf head up there, and lock him in, and tell him to shoot the things standing outside.
Logged

Mrhappyface

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #25 on: May 05, 2011, 04:21:11 pm »

Warding out evil creatures by a sock (it can be anything, right?), lying at the door. I wonder, may this stop &&&&? Anyhow, this is epic.
This might be the next big exploit: MBs refusing to invade a fortress unless they can make their dramatic door smashing appearance!
Logged
This is Dwarf Fortress. Where torture, enslavement, and murder are not only tolerable hobbies, but considered dwarfdatory.

Necro910

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Drunk +5
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #26 on: May 05, 2011, 04:23:29 pm »

Warding out evil creatures by a sock (it can be anything, right?), lying at the door. I wonder, may this stop &&&&? Anyhow, this is epic.
This might be the next big exploit: MBs refusing to invade a fortress unless they can make their dramatic door smashing appearance!
SOCKER!

SOCK IT TO 'EM!

SOCK IT!

Girlinhat

  • Bay Watcher
  • [PREFSTRING:large ears]
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #27 on: May 05, 2011, 04:26:35 pm »

Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.

Necro910

  • Bay Watcher
  • Legendary Drunk +5
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #28 on: May 05, 2011, 04:45:18 pm »

Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.
Dragon has died after colliding with an obstacle!

Renzuko

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: MBs just standing in front of my fort?
« Reply #29 on: May 05, 2011, 04:52:48 pm »

urst mchipster cancels mining, no longer underground >.>
Logged
Pages: 1 [2] 3 4