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I cant believe I missed the keys! I've been looking into the game but as I read this they were all taken
Quote from: Carcanken on July 30, 2011, 03:44:42 pmI cant believe I missed the keys! I've been looking into the game but as I read this they were all taken Should have one in a personal message now
I know it's unrealistic, but I can't help but imagine little bearded babies for dwarves. In my mind, they come out of the womb fully bearded. That's how the mother carries them around, too, she just drags them around by the beard or ties it to her belt. When the father's on duty, he just ties their beards together and the baby just kind of hangs there, swinging to and fro with Urist McDaddy's movements.
It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.